50th Birthday Sayings And Quotations

by allinspiration.com

Want to enjoy some humor or inspirational moments regarding turning 50? Check out these 50th birthday sayings and quotes.

“At 50, if you are on a diet on your birthday, you can’t eat a piece of your birthday cake. So grab two, a piece in each hand and, lo and behold, you will be on a balanced diet! Happy birthday, old chum!”
– Abraham Lincoln

“A cute fiftieth birthday wish: Happy 20th anniversary of your 30th Birthday.”
– Anonymous

“Age is a number and mine is unlisted.”
– Anonymous

“To me, old age is always 20 years older than I am.”
– Bernard M. Baruch

“Getting old ain’t for sissies.”
– Betty Davis

“In your 50s, time becomes precious and must not be wasted. Every minute is an excellent opportunity for a good nap. Happy 50th birthday!”
– Bill Cosby

“The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.”
– Cindy Crawford

“One to-day is worth two to-morrows.”
– Coco Chanel

“Now that you hit your 50s, don’t be too open-minded…because you could lose your marbles. Happy birthday, pal!”
– Dan Bennett

“Today, you’re 50. Now we can round your age up to 100! Happy 50th birthday!”
– Dave Barry

“Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese.”
– Donna Wells

“After a man is 50, you can fool him by saying he is smart, but you can’t fool him by saying he’s pretty.”
– E.W. House

“If we could be twice young and twice old we could correct all our mistakes.”
– Euripides

“Remember how excited you were when you turned five years old. Today, you should be 10 times that excited. Happy 50th birthday!”
– Franklin Pierce Adams

“Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty never grows old.”
– Franz Kafka

“Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter !”
– George Bernard Shaw

“At age fifty, everyone has the face he deserves.”
– George Orwell

“By the time we hit fifty, we have learned our hardest lessons. We have found out that only a few things are really important. We have learned to take life seriously, but never ourselves.”
– Greg Tamblyn

“At 50, you need to laugh about your age. If you don’t, everybody else will do it for you. Happy birthday, old chum!”
– Helen Hayes

“When I have a birthday I take the day off. But when my wife has a birthday, she takes a year or two off.”
– Henri Frederic Amiel

“At 50, don’t let aging get you down. It’s too hard to get back up. Happy 50th birthday.”
– Herbert Henry Asquith

“If wrinkles must be written upon our brows, let them not be written upon the heart. The spirit should never grow old.”
– James A. Garfield

“Turning 50 means it’s only a matter of time before you’re regaling your grandkids with the story of your first colonoscopy.”
– Janet Periat

“Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever.”
– Joan Rivers

“Forty is the old age of youth; fifty is the youth of old age.”
– Joey Adams

“I’m sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory. Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.”
– Kin Hubbard

“Now that you’re 50, your kids should respect you. After all, you graduated from high school and college without Google or Wikipedia. Happy 50th birthday!”
– Mae West

“Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.”
– Melanie White

“Happy half century. Happy 50th birthday!”
– Melanie White

“Life begins at 50. Happy 50th birthday!”
– Melanie White

“Old age: A great sense of calm and freedom. When the passions have relaxed their hold, you may have escaped, not from one master but from many.”
– Melanie White

“Thank goodness you didn’t have to blow out 50 candles. We would be here for an hour watching you do it. Happy 50th birthday!”
– Melanie White

“We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress.”
– Melanie White

“You are only a half the way to 100. Don’t worry, you still have a long way to go. Happy 50th birthday!”
– Melanie White

“You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.”
– Melanie White

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