50th Birthday Sayings And Quotations

by allinspiration.com

“Drink, eat, jump and dance as much as you can stand tonight, but not too much, because you are fifty now.”
– Menachem Mendel Schneerson

“There’s nothing stressful about turning 50 except people reminding you about it.”
– Muhammad Ali

“Middle age is when you’ve met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.”
– Ogden Nash

“I’m at an age when my back goes out more than I do.”
– Phyllis Diller

“Happy birthday! Hope your 50s will be as awesome as your 40s.”
– Richard Griffiths

“Wishing you a very warm welcome to your 50th birthday!”
– Tom Wilson

“Today, you’re halfway to 100! Here’s to optimism, whether it is realistic or not. Happy 50th birthday!”
– Ts Eliot

“50 years: here’s a time when you have to separate yourself from what other people expect of you, and do what you love. Because if you find yourself 50 years old and you aren’t doing what you love, then what’s the point?”
– Unknown

“After fifty everything that doesn’t hurt doesn’t work!”
– Unknown

“And in the end, it’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years.”
– Unknown

“As a good friend, I just want to say it’s okay with me if you want to turn 49 again. I understand. Happy 50th birthday!”
– Unknown

“At 21 you’re finally free to slam down the throttle and see how fast you can go. At 30 you realize, hey, this thing has a brake pedal too. By 40, that brake pedal is showing some serious wear. At 50, let’s face it, you need a brake job.”
– Unknown

“At 50, you know you’re getting old when everything hurts. And what doesn’t hurt doesn’t work. Happy birthday!”
– Unknown

“Because time itself is like a spiral, something special happens on your birthday each year: The same energy that God invested in you at birth is present once again.”
– Unknown

“Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.”
– Unknown

“Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.”
– Unknown

“Congratulations on turning fifty. You are closer from being a centenarian more than ever. ”
– Unknown

“Congratulations. You’ve survived half a century. May you have the fortitude to tackle the next half. Happy 50th birthday!”
– Unknown

“Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.”
– Unknown

“Don’t call them age spots; they’re big freckles.”
– Unknown

“Enjoy your 50s while you can. This may be the last decade of your life when you can still figure out how to work your TV remote control. Happy 50th birthday!”
– Unknown

“Every ten years a man should give himself a good kick in the pants.”
– Unknown

“Everyone over 50 should be issued every week with a wet fish in a plastic bag by the Post Office so that, whenever you see someone young and happy, you can hit them as hard as you can across the face.”
– Unknown

“Fifty and time to face the facial truth. You’ve got wrinkle cream defeated.”
– Unknown

“Fifty and wise or eighteen and foolish? If only there were a choice! Happy 50th birthday!”
– Unknown

“First you forget names; then you forget faces; then you forget to zip up your fly; and then you forget to unzip your fly.”
– Unknown

“Gray hair is God’s graffiti.”
– Unknown

“Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.”
– Unknown

“Happy 20th anniversary of your 30th birthday!”
– Unknown

“Happy 50th birthday! Your wild oats have turned to porridge.”
– Unknown

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