60th Birthday Verses

by allinspiration.com

Here is a collection of 60th birthday verses you could use. These quotes and sayings could be inspirational, funny, or just a good read.

“Here I sit, alone at 60,
Bald and fat and full of sin
Cold the seat, and loud the cistern
As I read the (Harpic) (Lysol) tin”
– Alan Bennett

“A man of sixty has spent twenty years in bed and over three years in eating.”
– Arnold Bennett

“On this day as you celebrate your birthday,
my best wishes to you mother I dedicate,
greetings filled with all the praise only you deserve,
my dear mother, my dear friend.

from as long as I remember so loving and so kind,
so patient and so tender you make my pains feel mild.”
– Caroline Falzon

“If I had to live again I would do exactly the same thing. Of course I have regrets, but if you are 60 years old and you have no regrets then you haven’t lived.”
– Christy Moore

“Forget the block, when you’re sixty, you’ve been around the entire neighborhood a few times.”

– Dane Peddigrew

“You’re a certified classic at Sixty!”
– Dane Peddigrew

“The maturity of sixty would be better spent if it came at age twenty.”
– Dane Peddigrew

“How did it get so late so soon?
It’s night before it’s afternoon.
December is here before it’s June.
My goodness how the time has flown.
How did it get so late so soon?”
– Dr. Seuss

“Though it sounds absurd, it is true to say I felt younger at sixty than I felt at twenty.”
– Ellen Glasgow

“You can’t help getting older, but you don’t have to get old.”
– George Burns

“I’m sixty years of age. That’s 16 Celsius.”
– George Carlin

“At his wife’s 60th birthday party in Jackson Hole, Wyoming, Dick Cheney had a huge steak and battered onion rings for dinner. Afterwards he met with 100 donors, not campaign donors, heart donors.”
– Jay Leno

“What, start at this! when sixty years have spread
Their grey experience o’er thy hoary head?
Is this the all observing age could gain?
Or hast thou known the world so long in vain?”
– John Dryden

“Yes, you’re very very old
But try to think of it as not being cursed
After all, in a hostage situation
You’d be released first!”
– Jon Bratton

“Being vintage like a fine wine
Should make you proud of being old
And being mature like a cheese
Certainly explains the mould!

Fester on undaunted into your 7th decade”
– Jon Bratton

“Happy 60th Birthday, good buddy.
How are you dealing with your awful debility,
lessened utility and loss of mobility?”
– Jon Bratton

“My goodness, you’re 60 already, already
Time is a thief
But still, you’re only as old as your tongue
And a little bit older than your teeth
Have a wonderful birthday”
– Jon Bratton

“Six decades on, and you’re still ticking
Not even in sight is that bucket for kicking
(You continue to give life a whirl
Have a wonderful day, Sexagenarian Birthday Girl)
(Having you around, brings so much joy
Have a wonderful day, Sexagenarian Birthday Boy)

Whoopee Do
Sexy Sexagenarian, you”
– Jon Bratton

“Congratulations on turning 60
Now you can wear what you like
No one cares, and more particularly
You’re fine telling ‘em ‘Take a hike’”
– Jon Bratton

“It’s a good thing wrinkles don’t start ’til you’re 50ish.
So, wrinkles, then Happy 60th, and then
Just think, you’ll be 70
In just those short years, numbering ten”
– Jon Bratton

“On your birthday today, don’t
Look up ‘Life Expectancy’ coz I suspect
As you’ve reached 60, you want to be happy,
Trust me, you’ll be depressed.”
– Jon Bratton

“Don’t be pessimistic
Because, today, the sun hasn’t shone
It probably won’t next year
And you’ll then be 61″
– Jon Bratton

“You won’t now tell people you’re in your 60′s
Indeed, you’ll have to pretend, no end
That you’re close to being 70
Let me be the first to agree, old friend”
– Jon Bratton

“You really must stop acting
Like a 20-year-old, gold plated
In a midlife crisis
You just graduated

Happy 60th”
– Jon Bratton

“Don’t think of 60 as ten years older than 50.
Think of it as only 1 year older than 59
Go ahead, as it’s your birthday
Delusion, today, is just fine”
– Jon Bratton

“Congratulations!
If I may be so bold
Only 40 years to go
Before you’re a century old
Just saying”
– Jon Bratton

“If age was temperature,
You’d be getting hotter
Happy 60th degree
You, hot shotter”
– Jon Bratton

“On your 60th, here’s something philosophical
To give the old grey matter a stir
How old would you be
If you didn’t know how old you were?”
– Jon Bratton

“You’re 60
But honestly it doesn’t show
Mind you, you reached the age of consent
About 50,000 consents ago!”
– Jon Bratton

“True Friends are the bacon bits
In the salad bowl of life. How true
I read that and straight away,
My thoughts turned to you
And especially today on your 60th
These special wishes I send
Have a really wonderful birthday
My special “bacon flavored” friend”
– Jon Bratton

“Consider this on your birthday
You’ve got life’s struggle beaten
For 60 years you’ve ate
And avoided being eaten”
– Jon Bratton

“You’ve reached your 60th birthday, Bill
To the year, the day, the hour
You’ve been a lifelong country boy
Along with Lily, your flower

And Robin…that’s the name of a bird
And Dawn…that says it all”
– Jon Bratton

“Some people reach the age of sixty before others.”
– Lord Hood

“On your Sixtieth birthday
May you have fabulous fun;
Truthfully I’d like to say
You look like you’re 21?…err 51″
– Maggie-May

“That you won’t exceed your century
There’s no reason nor rhyme
As you’re still full of love and life
Indeed, fast approaching your prime
Have a great day!”
– Maggie-May

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