A Collection Of Birthday Quotes, Sayings And Verses

by allinspiration.com

“Everything I know I learned after I was thirty.”
– Georges Clemenceau

“When I was little I thought, isn’t it nice that everybody celebrates on my birthday? Because it’s July 4th.”

– Gloria Stuart

“Being seventy is not a sin.”
– Golda Meir

“Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.”
– Groucho Marx

“My mother asked me what I wanted for my birthday, so I said I wanted to read poetry with her.”

– Guy Johnson

“The Best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.”
– H. V. Prochnow

“I crashed my boyfriend’s birthday when I was 12 years old. He didn’t invite me and so I showed up.”

– Isla Fisher

“Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.”
– Jack Benny

“All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific.”
– Jane Wagner

“it’s not just my birthday, but it should be a holiday that’s mandatory to celebrate, punishable by death if you don’t. It’ll be a holiday that honors freedom.?”
– Jarod Kintz

“One thought I think every person eventually thinks is, “Holy shit, I’m going to die!” Sorry, I just turned thirty yesterday, so my mortality is on my mind.?”
– Jarod Kintz

“Take me to Happy Birthday Land. It’s open 364 days of the year, and the one day of the year it’s closed for cleaning happens to be my birthday. ?”
– Jarod Kintz

“I wouldn’t want the guests at my birthday party confusing my celebration with the Oscars. That’s why I’m having the awards ceremony after we eat cake and I open my presents.?”
– Jarod Kintz

“The event happened on my birthday. I don’t remember the date, I only know it was my birthday because there was no cake or presents.?”
– Jarod Kintz

“When I turned 30, I was done with Thousand Island dressing. I have moved on to Island Number 1001.?”
– Jarod Kintz

“If we could celebrate our birthday on any day of the year, would you choose the one you were born on? I’d be a fool and a liar if I told you I didn’t want to celebrate my birthday on April 1st. And you know I’m no liar.”
– Jarod Kintz

“My girlfriend just bought me a portable toaster. And my birthday’s coming up, so I’m half expecting her to buy me a portable bathtub to go along with it.”
– Jarod Kintz

“The year you were born marks only your entry into the world. Other years where you prove your worth, they are the ones worth celebrating. ?
– Jarod Kintz

“We had a blast at my magical birthday party. There were midgets, fairies, glass slippers, and I actually got to ride in a pumpkin.”
– Jarod Kintz

“On your birthday you should throw me a party. This is my advice for everybody, especially my clones.”
– Jarod Kintz

“My birthday is on a holiday, I just have to wait until I die and they commemorate me.”
– Jarod Kintz

“My girlfriend bought me a collared shirt for my birthday, mainly so I don’t get too far ahead of her when she takes me for a walk.”
– Jarod Kintz

“Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.”

– Jean Paul

“The advantage of being eighty years old is that one has many people to love.”
– Jean Renoir

“No wonder I’m unhappy… My twin forgot my birthday.”
– Jerry Dennis

“You know you’re getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It’s like, ‘See if you can blow this out.”

– Jerry Seinfeld

“Your children need your presence more than your presents.
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– Jesse Jackson

“My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me.”
– Jim Valvano

“To me – old age is always ten years older than I am.”

– John Burroughs

“There is still no cure for the common birthday.”
– John Glenn

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