A Collection Of Birthday Quotes, Sayings And Verses

by allinspiration.com

“There is still no cure for the common birthday.”

– John Glenn

“Would ye both eat your cake and have your cake?”

– John Heywood

“I used to be good with kids, but as I get older, I’m grumpy and terrible with them. As for doing a gig at a 6-year old’s birthday party, you couldn’t pay me enough.”

– Johnny Vegas

“No wise man ever wished to be younger.”
– Jonathan Swift

“Only then, approaching my fortieth birthday, I made philosophy my life‘s work.”

– Karl Jaspers

“I binge when I’m happy. When everything is going really well, every day is like I’m at a birthday party.”

– Kirstie Alley

“Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.”
– Larry Lorenzoni

“We have to be able to grow up. Our wrinkles are our medals of the passage of life. They are what we have been through and who we want to be.”

– Lauren Hutton

“There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents, and only one for birthday presents, you know.”

– Lewis Carroll

“To my surprise, my 70s are nicer than my 60s and my 60s than my 50s, and I wouldn’t wish my teens and 20s on my enemies.”

– Lionel Blue

“When someone asks if you’d like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie? ”

– Lisa Loeb

“I cried on my 18th birthday. I thought 17 was such a nice age. You’re young enough to get away with things, but you’re old enough, too.”

– Liv Tyler

“My biggest hero, Gregory Peck, was my birthday present on April 14, 1973. I just sat and stared at him.”

– Loretta Lynn

“The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.”
– Lucille ball

“A gift consists not in what is done or given, but in the intention of the giver or doer.”

– Lucius Annaeus Seneca

“Whatever with the past has gone,
The best is always yet to come.”
– Lucy Larcom

“Birthdays could be such a bummer when you were older than the country you lived in.”
– Lynsay Sands

“It is utterly false and cruelly arbitrary to put all the play and learning into childhood, all the work into middle age, and all the regrets into old age.”
– Margaret Mead

“When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished a how much he had learned in seven years.”
– Mark Twain

“Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.”

– Mary Schmich

“Birthdays come and go…although their real age is hiding deep inside themselves and waiting for the moment to reveal it perfectly.”
– Matthew

“I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn’t have one. So I got a cake.”

– Mitch Hedberg

“We’ll take the cake with the red cherry on top.”

– Navjot Singh Sidhu


“A man over ninety is a great comfort to all his elderly neighbors: he is a picket-guard at the extreme outpost; and the young folks of sixty and seventy feel that the enemy must get by him before he can come near their camp.”
– Oliver Wendell Holmes

“The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.”
– Oprah Winfrey

“The old believe everything; the middle-aged suspect everything; the young know everything.”
– Oscar Wilde

“The old believe everything; the middle-aged suspect everything; the young know everything. ”
– Oscar Wilde

“I grabbed a pile of dust, and holding it up, foolishly asked for as many birthdays as the grains of dust, I forgot to ask that they be years of youth. ”
– Ovid

“It takes a long time to grow young.”
– Pablo Picasso

“It takes a long time to grow young.”
– Pablo Picasso

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