A Collection Of Christmas Quotes And Sayings

by allinspiration.com

“According to an ancient Sardinian legend, the bodies of those who are born on Christmas Eve will never dissolve into dust but are preserved until the end of time.”
– Grazia Deledda

“‘The Christmas Song,’ by Nat King Cole, is not only a masterful performance; to me it just sounds like the holidays. I’ve never sung it, because Nat’s version is so perfect. I gotta leave it alone.”
– Harry Connick, Jr.

“There’s a little vanity chair that Charlie gave me the first Christmas we knew each other. I’ll not be parting with that, nor our bed – the four-poster – I’ll be needing that to die in.”
– Helen Hayes

“I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up – they have no holidays.”
– Henny Youngman

“I remember wishing there was snow in L.A. And how jealous we used to get of those Christmas specials with kids playing in the snow.”
– Ice Cube

“There’s never really been a real hood Christmas movie.”
– Ice Cube

“I’m bad on Valentine’s Day, but even worse on Christmas. I go shopping at nine o’clock on December 24th every year. Nobody else is there. I’m in Toys’R'Us all by myself. I get there five minutes before closing.”
– Jamie Foxx

“Well, the album ‘Intuition’ is out and just went platinum officially. So I think to have the music doing what it’s doing right now, man, it’s the ultimate. Nobody is really selling records out there but we are at a million records and we dropped it at Christmas, so we are just trying to get that thing to like two million, you know.”
– Jamie Foxx

“The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn’t for any religious reasons. They couldn’t find three wise men and a virgin.”
– Jay Leno

“In our open society, we are inclined to give to the less fortunate for the pure goodness of giving. We open our home to those who are alone on this holiday to spread some warmth into the life of another.”
– Jeff Miller

“The worst gift that I ever gave a girl was a suitcase for Christmas. As in, ‘I can’t think of anything to give you, but here’s a new suitcase.’ Afterward, I was like, ‘What were you thinking, idiot?’.”
– Jensen Ackles

“That’s the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me.”
– Jerry Seinfeld

“My mother was a professional sick person; she took a lot of pain pills. There are many people like that. It’s just how they are used to getting attention. I always remember she’s the daughter of alcoholics who’d leave her alone at Christmas time.”
– Jim Carrey

“Christmas is a holiday that persecutes the lonely, the frayed, and the rejected.”
– Jimmy Cannon

“My parents were kind of over protective people. Me and my sister had to play in the backyard all the time. They bought us bikes for Christmas but wouldn’t let us ride in the street, we had to ride in the backyard. Another Christmas, my dad got me a basketball hoop and put it in the middle of the lawn! You can’t dribble on grass.”
– Jimmy Fallon

“I love Halloween, trick or treating and decorating the house. And I love Thanksgiving, because of the football and the fall weather. And of course, I love Christmas – that’s my favorite of all!”
– Joe Nichols

“Christmas is the antithesis of Thanksgiving. Christmas is pretty much a man-made holiday.”
– John Clayton

“I can’t tell you how scary it can be walking onto a movie and suddenly joining this family, it’s like going to somebody else’s Christmas dinner, everyone knows everyone, and you’re there and you’re not quite sure what you’re supposed to be doing.”
– John Cleese

“Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.”
– Johnny Carson

“The cheese board is my big treat at Christmas that I have to deny myself during the rest of year.”
– Johnny Vegas

“I beg people not to accept the seasonal ritual of well-timed charity on Christmas Eve. It’s blasphemy.”
– Jonathan Kozol

“I was nine or 10 years old and my father was sacked on Christmas Day. He was a manager, the results had not been good, he lost a game on December 22 or 23. On Christmas Day, the telephone rang and he was sacked in the middle of our lunch.”
– Jose Mourinho

“The Christian faith can never be separated from the soil of sacred events, from the choice made by God, who wanted to speak to us, to become man, to die and rise again, in a particular place and at a particular time.”
– Joseph Ratzinger

“Every year we celebrate the holy season of Advent, O God. Every year we pray those beautiful prayers of longing and waiting, and sing those lovely songs of hope and promise.”
– Karl Rahner

“I’m learning Spanish – I got Rosetta Stone for Christmas.”
– Karlie Kloss

“Christmas is a time of year that’s so romantic.”
– Katharine Mcphee

“My fondest memories are generally the day after Thanksgiving. I get the total decorating Christmas itch.”
– Katharine Mcphee

“From a commercial point of view, if Christmas did not exist it would be necessary to invent it.”
– Katharine Whitehorn

“I’m over the moon to be involved in the ‘Doctor Who’ Christmas special. I can’t quite believe it as it’s a part of the family tradition at the Jenkins household. I heard the news that I got the role on my 30th birthday and it was the best birthday present ever.”
– Katherine Jenkins

“At Christmas our house is like a Donnie and Marie Christmas Special.”
– Kevin Richardson

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