A Collection Of Wedding Verses – For Inspiration Or Humor

by allinspiration.com

Are you looking for some funny or inspiring wedding verses to celebrate this very special day? Look no further – here are some humorous or great wedding quotes and sayings.

“There is so little difference between husbands you might as well keep the first.”
– Adela Rogers

“Married love between man and woman is bigger than oaths guarded by right of nature.”
– Aeschylus

“You can’t be value free when it comes to marriage.”
– Al Gore

“f you want to read about love and marriage, you’ve got to buy two separate books.”
– Alan King

“Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.”
– Albert Einstein

“Love in marriage should be the accomplishment of a beautiful dream, and not, as it too often is, the end.”
– Alphonse Karr

“Love: a temporary insanity, curable by marriage.”
– Ambrose Bierce

“Marriage, n: the state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all,
two.”
– Ambrose Bierce

” most dangerous food is wedding cake.”
– American Proverb

“Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same direction.”
– Antoine de Saint-Exupery

“Each moment of a happy lover’s hour is worth an age of dull and common life”
– Aphra Behn

“Newlyweds become oldyweds, and oldyweds are the reasons that families work.”
– Author Unknown

“Most people who meet my wife quickly conclude that she is remarkable. They are right about this. She is smart, funny and thoroughly charming. Often, after hearing her speak at some function or working with her on a project, people will approach me and say something to the effect of, you know, I think the world of you, Barack, but your wife, wow!”
– Barack Obama

“I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children, they just about throw up.”
– Barbara Bush

“The real act of marriage takes place in the heart, not in the ballroom or church or synagogue. It’s a choice you make / not just on your wedding day, but over and over again / and that choice is reflected in the way you treat your husband or wife.”
– Barbara De Angelis

“The real act of marriage takes place in the heart, not in the ballroom or church or synagogue. It’s a choice you make / not just on your wedding day, but over and over again / and that choice is reflected in the way you treat your husband or wife.”
– Barbara De Angelis

“The real act of marriage takes place in the heart, not in the ballroom or church or synagogue. It’s a choice you make – not just on your wedding day, but over and over again — and that choice is reflected in the way you treat your husband or wife.”
– Barbara De Angelis

“Success in marriage does not come merely through finding the right mate, but through being the right mate.”
– Barnett R. Brickner

“Where there’s marriage without love, there will be love without marriage”
– Benjamin Franklin

“Marriage – a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters in prose.”
– Beverley Nichols

“For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the one miracle the Vatican has overlooked.”
– Bill Cosby

“Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.”
– Billy Connolly

“Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven’t been able to find anybody who’ll take what I have to give.”
– Cass Daley

“Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner.”
– Charles Caleb Colton

“Come, let’s be a comfortable couple and take care of each other! How glad we shall be, that we have somebody we are fond of always, to talk to and sit with.”
– Charles Dickens

“I figure that the degree of difficulty in combining two lives ranks somewhere between rerouting a hurricane and finding a parking place in downtown Manhattan.”
– Claire Cloninger

“The secret of a successful marriage is not to be at home too much.”
– Colin Chapman

“When a man marries a woman, they become one–the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.”
– Croft M. Penz

“The true index of a man’s character is the health of his wife.”
– Cyril Connolly

“The development of a really good marriage is not a natural process. It is an achievement.”

– David and Vera Mace

“Being asked whether it’s better to marry or not, he (Socrates) replied, “Whichever you do you will repent it”
– Diogenes

“More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.”
– Doug Larson

“More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.”
– Doug Larson

“In all of the wedding cake, hope is the sweetest of plums.”
– Douglas Jerold

After all there is something about a wedding-gown prettier than in any other gown in the world.”
– Douglas William Jerrold

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