A Collection Of Wedding Verses – For Inspiration Or Humor

by allinspiration.com

“The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.”
– Henny Youngman

“Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There’s too much fraternizing with the enemy.”
– Henry Kissinger

“Marriage: A word which should be pronounced “mirage”.
– Herbert Spencer

“Whoever, fleeing marriage and the sorrows that women cause, does not wish to wed comes to a deadly old age.”
– Hesiod

“Never strike your wife – even with a flower.
– Hindu Proverb

“One should believe in marriage as in the immortality of the soul.”
– Honore de Balzac

“There is no substitute for the comfort supplied by the utterly taken-for-granted relationship.”
– Iris Murdoch

“Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.”
– Irwin Corey

“Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences.”
– Isadora Duncan

“A dress that zips up the back will bring a husband and wife together.”
– James H. Boren

“A lady’s imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.”
– Jane Austen

“Marriage, for a woman at least, hampers the two things that made life to me glorious -
friendship and learning.”
– Jane Harrison

“Never feel remorse for what you have thought about your wife; she has thought much worse things about you.”
– Jean Rostand

“Celibacy, like the fly in the heart of an apple, dwells in perpetual sweetness, but sits alone, and is confined and dies in singularity; but marriage, like the useful bee, builds a house, and gathers sweetness from every flower, and labors and unites”
– Jeremy Taylor

“Getting married is like permanently grafting your hand to the cookie jar. No matter how sweet those cookies may taste, you can’t help but wonder what would have happened if you’d chosen some other dessert–brownies, for instance … or frozen yogurt … or maybe chocolate strudel.”
– Jerome P. Crabb

“All other things, to their destruction draw, only our love hath no decay; This, no tomorrow hath, nor yesterday,
Running it never runs from us away, but truly keep his first, last, everlasting day.”
– John Donne

“Come live with me, and be my love, and we will some new pleasures prove of golden sands, and crystal brooks,
with silken lines, and silver hooks.”
– John Donne

“Happy marriages are based on a deep friendship. By this I mean a mutual respect for and enjoyment of each other’s company.
– John Gottman

“A thing of beauty is a joy forever: Its loveliness increases; it will never pass into nothingness; but still will keep a bower quiet for us, and a sleep full of sweet dreams.”
– John Keats

“The voice that breathed o’er Eden, / That earliest wedding day.”
– John Keble

“All you need is love.”
– John Lennon

“Hail wedded love, mysterious law, true source Of human offspring”
– John Milton quotes

“A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it.”
– John Steinbeck

“When you make the sacrifice in marriage, you’re sacrificing not to each other but to unity in a relationship.”
– Joseph Campbell

“Only choose in marriage a man whom you would choose as a friend if he were a woman.
– Joseph Joubert

“Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can’t help but smile on it.”
– Josh Billings

“Those marriages generally abound most with love and constancy that are preceded by a long courtship.”
– Jospeh Addison

“Marriage is not just spiritual communion, t is also remembering to take out the trash.
– Joyce Brothers

“For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.”
– Judy Garland

“The secret of a happy marriage is finding the right person. You know they’re right if you love to be with them all of the time.”
– Julia Child

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