Alcohol Quotes And Sayings

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“Whoever takes just plain ginger ale soon gets drowned out of the conversation.”
– Kin Hubbard

“Drink the first.  Sip the second slowly.  Skip the third.”
– Knute Rockne

“I once heard someone say that the concept of moderation seems a little extreme, and tonight…I agree.” 
– Koren Zailckas,

“One reason I don’t drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.”
– Lady Astor

“But there is no withdrawal, but with tobacco there is terrible withdrawal, it is almost impossible for a lot of people. I did , I went cold turkey, they never had any patches in those days but grass was not difficult, alcohol not difficult, but tobacco – oh my god.”
– Larry Hagman 

“No animal ever invented anything so bad as drunkenness – or so good as drink.”
– Lord Chesterton

“Wine is the most healthful and most hygienic of beverages.” 
– Louis Pasteur

“I worry about the kids who have too much. As a parent living in a so-called good neighborhood with children who went to private high school, I found myself spending much time in parent groups worrying about alcohol, unsupervised parties, and parents not being parents.”
– Marian Wright Edelman 

“Avoid using cigarettes, alcohol, and drugs as alternatives to being an interesting person.”
– Marilyn vos Savant 

“Of the demonstrably wise there are but two:  those who commit suicide, and those who keep their reasoning faculties atrophied by drink.”
– Mark Twain

“Alcohol decimated the working class and so many people.”
– Martin Scorsese 

“My second marriage had a lot to do with alcohol.”
– Mercedes McCambridge 

“The chief reason for drinking is the desire to behave in a certain way, and to be able to blame it on alcohol.”
– Mignon McLaughlin

“I do like beer, but lately I’ve started drinking non-alcoholic beer and I like the taste of it and I don’t get the alcohol, so that’s a good alternative also.”
– Mike Ditka 

“Let me be the first to tell you, drinking alcohol is the worst thing to do in cold weather. Hot soup is the best because the process of digesting food helps to warm you up.”
– Morgan Freeman 

“I envy people who drink—at least they know what to blame everything on.”
– Oscar Levant

“Alcohol, taken in sufficient quantities, may produce all the effects of drunkenness.” 
– Oscar Wilde

“Wine gives courage and makes men more apt for passion.”
– Ovid

“Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we’re looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn’t test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power.”
– P. J. O’Rourke 

“If you are young and you drink a great deal it will spoil your health, slow your mind, make you fat – in other words, turn you into an adult.”
– P.J. O’Rourke

“Zen martini:  A martini with no vermouth at all.  And no gin, either.”
– P.J. O’Rourke

“Never cry over spilt milk.  It could’ve been whiskey.”
– Pappy Maverick

“I hate the taste of alcohol. When I’m drinking, I’m drinking Red Bull.”
– Paris Hilton 

“I’m a big fan of the effects of alcohol.”
– Peter Steele 

“I’m going to be around until the Atomic Energy Commission finds a safe place to bury my liver.”
– Phil Harris

“Health – what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down.”
– Phyllis Diller

“When the wine is in, the wit is out.”
– Proverb

“I think a man ought to get drunk at least twice a year just on principle, so he won’t let himself get snotty about it.”
– Raymond Chandler

“Alcohol is like love. The first kiss is magic, the second is intimate, the third is routine. After that you take the girl’s clothes off.”
– Raymond Chandler 

“Alcohol and drug addiction are problems, and we should use outside agencies that know the business. They do business all over the country. Why don’t we contract them to do it? See, we should be in certain businesses.”
– Richard M. Daley 

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