Alcohol Quotes And Sayings

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“That’s what was wrong with drinking too much. You became immune to drunken delights. There was no solace in liquor. Before you got happy, you collapsed.” 
– Richard Matheson

“Hi, this is Ganymede, cup-bearer to Zeus, and when I’m out buying wine for the Lord of the Skies, I always buckle up!” 
– Rick Riordan

“That’s all drugs and alcohol do, they cut off your emotions in the end.”
– Ringo Starr 

“Where ever I go, there I am.  Drunk.”
– Rita E. Torres

“Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with, that it’s compounding a felony.”
– Robert Benchley

“Why don’t you slip out of those wet clothes and into a dry Martini?”
– Robert Benchley

“Be wary of strong drink.  It can make you shoot at tax collectors… and miss.”
– Robert Heinlein

“Wine is bottled poetry.”
– Robert Louis Stevenson

“If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade.  And try to find somebody who’s life is giving them vodka, and have a party.”
– Ron White

“Alcohol gives you infinite patience for stupidity.”
– Sammy Davis, Jr. 

“This is one of the disadvantages of wine:  it makes a man mistake words for thought.”
– Samuel Johnson

“Wine gives a man nothing… it only puts in motion what had been locked up in frost.”
– Samuel Johnson

“We always head to Canada at the beginning of the season,” she says taking her seat again. “Their laws are much more civilized. Cheers.” 
– Sara Gruen

“They speak of my drinking, but never think of my thirst.”
– Scottish Proverb

“Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness.”
– Seneca

“Memory impairment: the free prize at the bottom of every vodka bottle”
– Sheldon Cooper

“[H]uman feet are conspicuously absent from beer making.”
– Steve Mirsky

“I am not your victim because you are not a predator any more than a bottle of scotch stalks an alcoholic.” 
– Sue William Silverman

“I wish all teenagers can filter through songs instead of turning to drugs and alcohol.”
– Taylor Swift 

“There are spunky little angels at the top of a bottle of wine and fearless little devils in the bottom.”
– Terri Guillemets

“It is most absurdly said, in popular language, of any man, that he is disguised in liquor; for, on the contrary, most men are disguised by sobriety.”
– Thomas de Quincy

“I like liquor – its taste and its effects – and that is just the reason why I never drink it.”
– Thomas Jackson

“Food during my early years was a very difficult issue for me. I grew up in an addictive family. My mother had serious problems with alcohol and prescription drugs. I was an overweight kid. I can remember back in those days there weren’t the strategies that there are today to deal with those issues.”
– Tom Vilsack 

“I don’t think I’ve ever drunk champagne before breakfast before.  With breakfast on several occasions, but never before before.”
– Truman Capote

“A hangover is the wrath of grapes.”
– Uknown

“A man ought not never to get drunk above the neck.”
– Uknown

“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.”
– Uknown

“Draft beer, not people.”
– Uknown

“Everybody should believe in something; I believe I’ll have another drink.”
– Uknown

“How come if alcohol kills millions of brain cells, it never killed the ones that made me want to drink?”
– Uknown

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