Amusing Quotations And Sayings To Bring Some Humor

by allinspiration.com

“Wrestling is ballet with violence.”
– Jesse Ventura

“I guess there’s a certain amount of poking fun at certain characters, but that’s because there is something amusing about them or about the way they behave, so I guess you can say that that’s poking fun at the character. But the character is your own invention, so who cares?”
– Joel Coen

“St. Michaels Mount is a favourite place of mine; people will walk across to the Mount all day and assume they will be able to walk home. The spectacle of hundreds of people realising that the path they walked over on is disappearing under several feet of water is very amusing.”
– John Dyer

“It’s rather amusing at my advanced age to become a sex symbol.”
– John Forsythe

“What would I put in a museum? Probably a museum! That’s an amusing relic of our past.”
– John Hodgman

“Beautiful? It’s all a question of luck. I was born with good legs. As for the rest… beautiful, no. Amusing, yes.”
– Josephine Baker

“I have learned silence from the talkative, toleration from the intolerant, and kindness from the unkind; yet, strange, I am ungrateful to these teachers.”
– Kahlil Gibran

“There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.”
– Ken Olson, founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977

“I can’t forgive my friends for dying; I don’t find these vanishing acts of theirs at all amusing.”
– Logan Pearsall Smith

“Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible.”
– Lord Kelvin, president, Royal Society, 1895

“I enjoyed the courtroom as just another stage but not so amusing as Broadway.”
– Mae West

“A woman in love can’t be reasonable–or she probably wouldn’t be in love.”
– Mae West

“I tend to head for what’s amusing because a lot of things aren’t happy. But usually you can find a funny side to practically anything.”
– Maggie Smith

“I’ve been on a calendar but I have never been on time”
– Marilyn Monroe

“At first, I only laughed at myself. Then I noticed that life itself is amusing. I’ve been in a generally good mood ever since.”
– Marilyn vos Savant

“There are few things more amusing in the world of politics than watching moderate Republicans charging to the right in pursuit of greater glory.”
– Mario Cuomo

“Few things are harder to put up with than a good example”
– Mark Twain

“I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.”
– Mark Twain

“It is wiser to find out than to suppose.”
– Mark Twain

“When in doubt tell the truth.”
– Mark Twain

“Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.”
– Mark Twain

“I would like to live in Manchester, England. The transition between Manchester and death would be unnoticeable.”
– Mark Twain

“What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce.”
– Mark Twain

“I die pretty much every year. I find it amusing.”
– Mark-Paul Gosselaar

“Psychology keeps trying to vindicate human nature. History keeps undermining the effort.”
– Mason Cooley

“I’d worked at a small town newspaper, and I was thinking of all the strange stories that I had seen float through the newsroom in my time there that were dismissed as kind of amusing curiosities. Somehow from that I got to this idea of an eccentric alcoholic who built a lighthouse in the woods.”
– Michael Koryta

“When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her.”
– Michel de Montaigne

“The duty of comedy is to correct men by amusing them.”
– Moliere

“It’s just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I just beat people up.”
– Muhammad Ali

“I left the table where there were important people and had lunch with my husband and a few friends. The reception was organised in my honour, so it was rather amusing.”
– Nana Mouskouri

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