Baby Shower Quotes And Sayings

by allinspiration.com

“Children are our most valuable natural resource.”
– Herbert Hoover

“There are three reasons for breast-feeding: the milk is always at the right temperature; it comes in attractive containers; and the cat can’t get it.”
– Irena Chalmers

“Before I formed you in the womb I knew you, before you were born I set you apart.”
– Jere­Miah 1:5

“Sometimes the road less travelled is less travelled for a reason.”
– Jerry

“You’re wearing the chocolate shirt!”
– Jerry

“Spread the diaper in the position of the diamond with you at bat. Then fold second base down to home and set the baby on the pitcher’s mound. Put first base and third together, bring up home plate and pin the three together. Of course, in case of rain, you gotta call the game and start all over again.”
– Jimmy Piersal

“Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories.”
– John Wilmot

“Man, it’s the nineties… It’s Hammer time!”
– Kramer

“Yeah, I eat the whole apple. The core, stem, seeds, everything.”
– Kramer

“If nature had arranged that husbands and wives should have children alternatively, there would never be more than three in a family.”
– Lawrence Housman

“Peo­ple who say they sleep like a baby usu­ally don’t have one.”
– Leo J. Burke

“Mother love is the fuel that enables a normal human being to do the impossible.”
– Marion C. Garretty

“A baby is an inestimable blessing and a bother.”
– Mark Twain

“A soiled baby with a neglected nose cannot be conscientiously regarded as a thing of beauty.”
– Mark Twain

“Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped teething.”
– Mark Twain

“My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.”
– Mark Twain

“A babe in the house is a well-spring of pleasure, a messenger of peace and love, a resting place for innocence on earth, a link between angels and men.”
– Martin Fraquhar Tupper

“A baby is something you carry inside you for nine months, in your arms for three years and in your heart until the day you die.”
– Mary Mason

“Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws. I love it when they come to visit now. They can hold the baby and I can go out.”
– Matthew Broderick

“Who is getting more pleasure from the rocking, baby or me?”
– Nancy Thayer

“Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for a horn and make loud “snort” noises.) I don’t know why parents don’t do this more often. Usually it makes the kid laugh. Sometimes it sends him into shock. Either way it quiets him down. If you’re a parent, acting like a rhino has another advantage. Keep it up until the kid is a teenager and he definitely won’t have his friends hanging around your house all the time.”
– P.J. O’Rourke

“A mother’s love perceives no impossibilities.”
– Paddock

“It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge.”
– Phyllis Diller

“There was a never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep.”
– Ralph Waldo Emerson

“A baby is a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.”
– Ronald Knox

“As a mother, my job is to take care of what is possible and trust God with the impossible.”
– Ruth Bell Graham

“When you are a mother, you are never alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for her­self and once for her child.”
– Sophia Loren

“Children reinvent your world for you.”
– Susan Sarandon

“Aside from new babies, new mothers must be the most beautiful creatures on earth.”
– Terri Guillemets

“It was the tiniest thing I ever decided to put my whole life into.”
– Terri Guillemets

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