Bathroom Sayings And Quotes

by allinspiration.com

Here is a collection of bathroom sayings and quotes from various authors, celebrities, famous persons, and other sources compiled by allinspiration.com for you to read and enjoy.

“A nice hot bath will fix just about anything…”
– Bathroom Saying

“Hand towels are to be used by guests only.
If you are not a guest,
please dry your hands on your clothes !!”
– Bathroom Saying

“I believe the only time
the world beats a path to my door
is when I’m in the bathroom.”
– Bathroom Saying

“If you sprinkle when you tinkle
Be a sweetie and wipe the seatie!!”
– Bathroom Saying

“In this land of fun and sun,
We flush on two, not one.”
– Bathroom Saying

“NOTICE:
Replacing the toilet paper roll
will not cause brain damage !”
– Bathroom Saying

“Please God….tell Mommy that cowboys
don’t take baths !!”
– Bathroom Saying

“Rub a dub dub
Four girls in the tub,
Splishing and Splashing with glee.
They’ve scrubbed and they’ve rubbed
and they’ve played in the tub,
And now they are clean as can be !”
– Bathroom Saying

“The only time the world beats a path to your door
is if you’re in the bathroom.”
– Bathroom Saying

“There is too many kids in this tub.
Too many elbows to scrub.
I just washed a behind, I’m sure wasn’t mine.
There’s too many kids in this tub.”
– Bathroom Saying

“This is a do-it-yourself bathroom.
No maid service available.”
– Bathroom Saying

“Who awaits outside the door,
One many never know;
So tarry not my friend,
He too may have to go !!”
– Bathroom Saying

“Arise, go forth and conquer !!”
– Bathroom Saying

“Bare bottoms welcomed here !”
– Bathroom Saying

“Bathroom Rules:”
– Bathroom Saying

“Bathroom Rules: WASH-BRUSH-FLOSS-FLUSH !!”
– Bathroom Saying

“Be a sweetie….Close the seatie !”
– Bathroom Saying

“Bear Hugs and Back Rubs Welcome”
– Bathroom Saying

“First water cents”
– Bathroom Saying

“GENTLEMEN: Your aim will help…stand closer; it’s shorter than you think.”
– Bathroom Saying

“Happiness is a long, hot bubble bath.”
– Bathroom Saying

“How long is a minute? Depends on which side of the door you’re on.”
– Bathroom Saying

“I aim to keep this bathroom clean. Your aim will help !”
– Bathroom Saying

“If there’s a ring in the tub, please answer it !!”
– Bathroom Saying

“If you’re astinkin’ and asweatin’…git to washin’ !!”
– Bathroom Saying

“LADIES: Please remain seated for the entire performance.”
– Bathroom Saying

“No job is finished until the paperwork is done !”
– Bathroom Saying

“Reading Room — Appointment Needed !!”
– Bathroom Saying

“Rub-a-dub-dub…Please scrub the tub !”
– Bathroom Saying

“Save Water…Shower with a Friend !!”
– Bathroom Saying

“Splish…Splash….I was takin’ a bath !”
– Bathroom Saying

“Used water cents”
– Bathroom Saying

“We aim to please….you aim too, please…!!”
– Bathroom Saying

“Soak your cares away.”
– Bathroom Saying

“Don’t shit where you eat.”
– Bathroom Saying

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