Bathroom Sayings And Quotes

by allinspiration.com

“Boys, please stand closer. It’s obviously much shorter than you think.”
– Bathroom Saying

“A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he’s in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station.”
– Bill Cosby

“Beer is not a good cocktail-party drink, especially in a home where you don’t know where the bathroom is.”
– Billy Carter

“I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel.”
– Billy Wilder

“I grew up with six brothers. That’s how I learned to dance – waiting for the bathroom.”
– Bob Hope

“I’m not at the point where I’d feel safe in a house alone. I would be really scared. I’m the kind of person that when I get up to go use the bathroom I have this big long hallway, and I just know someone’s going to jump out and get me.”
– Britney Spears

“I’m very happy with the way I look. I wake up some morning, catch myself in the bathroom mirror, and go, ‘hey girl, you’re alright’. But on the other hand, I find the website stuff, and the polls, something completely removed from my own personal life. You can’t take anything like that too seriously, otherwise you’d end up in the loony bin.”
– Cameron Diaz

“I have piles of poetry books in the bathroom, on the stairs, everywhere. The only way to write poetry is to read it.”
– Carol Ann Duffy

“I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I’m at, because I wake up and have no clue!”
– Carrie Underwood

“For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end.”
– Catherine Zeta-Jones

“Major power and telephone grids have long been controlled by computer networks, but now similar systems are embedded in such mundane objects as electric meters, alarm clocks, home refrigerators and thermostats, video cameras, bathroom scales, and Christmas-tree lights – all of which are, or soon will be, accessible remotely.”
– Charles C. Mann

“True contentment depends not upon what we have; a tub was large enough for Diogenes, but a world was too little for Alexander.”
– Charles Caleb Colton

“I guess I’m not that metrosexual. My bathroom cabinet is hardly overflowing with products. I only really have my stuff for shaving. I can’t honestly say I moisturise, though I probably should.”
– Clive Owen

“Whenever I’m on tour and I’m in my hotel room and I’m writing and playing my guitar, I go in the bathroom and I record whatever I’m writing in there. It’s just what I love to do.”
– Colbie Caillat

“We had a one bedroom, one bathroom, one closet apartment with four girls.”
– Connie Sellecca

“Through the small tall bathroom window the December yard is gray and scratchy, the tree calligraphic.”
– Dave Eggers

“I was depressed as a child. I found it hard to make friends. My favourite thing was locking myself in the bathroom and practising comedy routines.”
– David Walliams

“Sometimes that is why you might even stay in the bathroom for even half an hour, making that water running all over, just singing.”
– Dennis Brown

“Early on in my career, I’d go into the makeup trailer, and they’d spend an hour doing my makeup, and I would hate it. I’d go into the bathroom, wash it off and start over again, which took an enormous amount of time. So I just started doing it myself.”
– Donna Mills

“My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car.”
– Erma Bombeck

“When a child is locked in the bathroom with water running and he says he’s doing nothing but the dog is barking, call”
– Erma Bombeck

“I couldn’t fight, and I wasn’t particularly interested in the academic. So I started doing satiric bits in the school bathroom. Guys would cut class to come and see me.”
– Freddie Prinze

“Life is like a movie-since there aren’t any commercial breaks, you have to get up and go to the bathroom in the middle of it.”
– Garry Trudeau

“At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom.”
– George Carlin

“I need my products to work and be fast! I don’t love having different things in my bathroom, like a different cream for every inch of my face. That’s so not me.”
– Heidi Klum

“I’ve been in a serious conversation with one of my children, and a fan has come up. I’ve been in a public bathroom and had the hand come under the stall with a paper and pen. That sort of thing anybody can live without.”
– Helen Reddy

“Of all the subjects on this planet, I think my parents would have been hard put to name one less useful than Greek mythology to securing the keys to an executive bathroom.”
– J. K. Rowling

“I’m a fan of horrors. I love the ones that make you jump. My girlfriend hates it. I’ve been dating her for one-and-a-half years and I’m crazy about her, but she’s terrified of horror films. Not the cute ‘Will you hold me?’ way, but she’s weeping. With ‘House of Wax,’ we’ll be sleeping and I’ll go to the bathroom and she’s sitting up waiting for me.”
– Jared Padalecki

“I think more and more people want to live alone. You can be a couple without being in each other’s pockets. I don’t see why you have to share the same bathroom.”
– Jeanne Moreau

“When I was eight years old, I got a dummy for Christmas and started teaching myself. I got books and records and sat in front of the bathroom mirror, practising. I did my first show in the third grade and just kept going; there was no reason to quit.”
– Jeff Dunham

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