Bathroom Sayings And Quotes

by allinspiration.com

“I realized that I loved using computers to create something, but being an architect just wasn’t going to keep me interested. The idea of a life spent obsessing over bathroom details for an Upper East Side penthouse was pretty depressing.”
– Joseph Kosinski

“I had a hard time with bullying. I ate lunch in the bathroom.”
– Julianne Hough

“When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub.”
– Karen Russell

“What a dichotomy. What conflicting ideas that we love and embrace these women, and entrust them to raise our children and to feed us and to bathe us, but we keep something as silly as a bathroom separate.”
– Kathryn Stockett

“But certainly in my grandmother’s time – and when I was growing up, yeah, Demetrie’s bathroom was on the side of the house, it was a separate door. Still, to this day, I’ve never been in that room.”
– Kathryn Stockett

“Having a separate bathroom for the black domestic was just the way things were done. It had faded out in new homes by the time the ‘s and ‘s rolled up.”
– Kathryn Stockett

“What conflicting ideas that we love and embrace these women, and entrust them to raise our children and to feed us and to bathe us, but we keep something as silly as a bathroom separate.”
– Kathryn Stockett

“When Demetrie got sick, we knew it was our responsibility to take care of her and pay her medical bills. And we embraced that. But the tricky part is, like so many families in the South, we also expected her to use a separate bathroom, to use separate utensils.”
– Kathryn Stockett

“I’m definitely a messy person… I know where everything is but I just can’t organize. I don’t make lists and find scripts on the laundry machine, and under my bed, or in the bathroom, kitchen. It’s bad, I really need to take control.”
– Katie Holmes

“There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom.”
– Kiefer Sutherland

“Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance.”
– King George V

“I’m like, bursting. I should be working. I don’t want to take a break. It’s funny, on set, I don’t have to go to the bathroom, I don’t have anything wrong, I’m perfectly fine, so through-and-through. I’m not hungry. I’m literally not even in my own body.”
– Kristen Stewart

“I’m no interior decorator, but just I have a feeling that plastic plants in the bathroom… probably not a good idea.”
– Kyan Douglas

“You know, Stephen says, in the movies no one ever goes to the bathroom. They shave, they brush their teeth. He goes right at this sort of funny taboo we have about the bathroom, and he turned it into this nightmare, you know, your worst fear of what’s in there.”
– Lawrence Kasdan

“There’s a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women.”
– Leah Remini

“All I’m thinking about today is cleaning my bathroom.”
– Linda Fiorentino

“You can talk about movies all you want, but I have this porcelain fetish. I’ve had it since I was a kid, because there were so many kids in my family, the only place I had any solace was in the bathroom.”
– Linda Fiorentino

“The main part of the house is a deep red and I have butterscotch carpet. And I have a bathroom with leopard skin floor, wallpaper and toilet.”
– Macy Gray

“I couldn’t even go to the bathroom alone. My mother or a social worker always went with me.”
– Natalie Wood

“I get really nervous if pigeons are flying around before shows. I can’t stand them after one once flew in through my bathroom window and went for me while I was having a wee. That was enough. I think pigeons target me.”
– Niall Horan

“People think the free market is a philosophy, they think that it is a creed. It is none of those things. Free market is a bathroom scale, it is a measuring tape, it’s simply a measurement.”
– P. J. O’Rourke

“I don’t remember my parents together, ever: my father was much older, and really only interested in collecting magazines and bathroom suites; we were the only family in the area to have a bathroom suite on the lawn.”
– Paula Yates

“I have a little bit of an addiction to work. So I’m always hiding in the bathroom with my Blackberry to work when I’m on holiday.”
– Penelope Cruz

“Castro couldn’t even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet.”
– Richard M. Nixon

“Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in.”
– Rita Rudner

“The body is sort of a pain. It has to go to the bathroom. It has to be comfortable. But the spirit is indestructible. It can move at the speed of light.”
– Robert Ballard

“In a house where there are small children the bathroom soon takes on the appearance of the Old Curiosity Shop.”
– Robert Benchley

“My wife was a make-up artist, and she’s a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out.”
– Robert Carlyle

“He got up and there were both of us in our underwear and this kid goes through the whole thing again, all the closets, the bathroom, everything else and then he left.”
– Rod Steiger

“I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly.”
– Rod Stewart

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