Bathroom Sayings And Quotes

by allinspiration.com

“As for the British churchman, he goes to church as he goes to the bathroom, with the minimum of fuss and no explanation if he can help it.”
– Ronald Blythe

“My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother.”
– Ronnie Spector

“Bathroom humor, fart, and poo poo humor in movies gets a laugh. It’s a pretty easy audience, and that’s been around for ages.”
– Selma Blair

“I still get nervous on dates. I’ll be sitting at dinner with a guy and I have to excuse myself and go to the bathroom because I can’t breathe.”
– Shannen Doherty

“In high school I was an outcast… I wasn’t cool to hang out with. I ate my lunch in a bathroom stall because that was the one place I could go where I wouldn’t been seen.”
– Shay Mitchell

“There are some ghost stories in Japan where – when you are sitting in the bathroom in the traditional style of the Japanese toilet – a hand is actually starting to grab you from beneath. It’s a very scary story.”
– Shigeru Miyamoto

“One day I actually took the list into the bathroom and I put it up against my face and looked in the mirror and I realized I had one of two choices, change the list or change myself.”
– Star Jones

“It’s very important for the parents of young autistic children to encourage them to talk, or for those that don’t talk, to give them a way of communicating, like a picture board, where they can point to a glass of milk, or a jacket if they’re cold, or the bathroom. If they want something, then they need to learn to request that thing.”
– Temple Grandin

“Lesbianism is so rampant in some of the schools in southeast Oklahoma that they’ll only let one girl go to the bathroom. Now think about it. Think about that issue. How is it that that’s happened to us?”
– Tom Coburn

“I wish I had a nickel for every song that I’ve left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about.”
– Tommy Shaw

“I can’t live without my beauty products. I love to be in my bathroom with my candles lit, morning, noon and night. I like taking hot baths and hot showers, using my body scrubs and lotions.”
– Traci Bingham

“I love to be in my bathroom with my candles lit, morning, noon and night. I like taking hot baths and hot showers, using my body scrubs and lotions.”
– Traci Bingham

“You truly love someone when you can feel every joy, sadness, and pain of the other as if they were your own.”
– Unknown

“Loved you once, love you still, always have, always will.”
– Unknown

“If you love some, you’ll be willing to give up everything for them. But if they love you, they’ll never ask you too.”
– Unknown

“If you fight like you’re married, talk like best friends, and flirt like first loves, you’re meant to be.”
– Unknown

“Follow your heart, but don’t forget to take your brain with you.”
– Unknown

“Explaining why I love is you is like explaining how water tastes: completely impossible.”
– Unknown

“What I remember about that experience is that if you went to go see ‘ Born On The Fourth Of July’ and you happened to take a bathroom break real quick or grab some popcorn, you probably missed me. It was short, but it was memorable.”
– Vivica Fox

“As a kid, I’d go into the bathroom when I was having a tantrum. I’d be in the bathroom crying, studying myself in the mirror. I was preparing for future roles.”
– Adam Sandler

“I suppose I had my rock star fantasies while I was singing into my hairbrush in the bathroom mirror, but I never really consciously said, ‘OK, this is what I’m going to do for a living and I’m going to be Weird Al.”‘
– Al Yankovic

“If I want to be alone, some place I can write, I can read, I can pray, I can cry, I can do whatever I want – I go to the bathroom.”
– Alicia Keys

“There is other disturbing facts surround the hideous attacks, which my family and I could see from the third floor bathroom window of our homes!”
– Amiri Baraka

“I’d rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous.”
– Ani DiFranco

“Sometimes the beauty is easy. Sometimes you don’t have to try at all. Sometimes you can hear the wind blow in a handshake. Sometimes there’s poetry written right on the bathroom wall.”
– Ani DiFranco

“In order to satirize adequately, I think you need to bring people down to Earth and be like, ‘Yeah, these people drink coffee and have tummy troubles and they go to the bathroom like anybody else, and they all have relationship problems, if they even have relationships.”
– Anna Chlumsky

“I am going to be working on bathroom fittings for a company in the USA, and then I thought it was appropriate to simplify the fittings and, thus, lowering the cost.”
– Arne Jacobsen

“The best measure of a man’s honesty isn’t his income tax return. It’s the zero adjust on his bathroom scale.”
– Arthur C. Clarke

“I decorated my house like a medieval gothic castle, European-style. Chandeliers and red velvet curtains. My bedroom is pink and black, my bathroom is totally Hello Kitty, I have a massive pink couch and a big antique gold cross.”
– Avril Lavigne

“You may not like the idea of putting money into a home when you’re moving out. But it’s demanded by the market. You need to show it off. You don’t have to rip out the kitchen and bathroom. But maybe replace the tiles or the countertops. Get professional advice.”
– Barbara Corcoran

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