Birthday Sayings And Quotes From Different Persons

by allinspiration.com

“You know you’re getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It’s like, ‘See if you can blow this out.’”
– Jerry Seinfeld

“Your children need your presence more than your presents.”
– Jesse Jackson

“All I watch is the Food Network. I took a cheese making class a few weeks ago, and I told my family and friends to only get me kitchen stuff on my birthday. I’m into every kind of cookbook and anything by Anthony Bourdain. I’d love to own a restaurant if I could find the right chef.”
– Jesse McCartney

“I wasn’t very good about juggling family and my career. I was interested in who was coming to the children’s birthday party, what my son was writing. I was thinking about Legos.”
– Jill Clayburgh

“My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me.”
– Jim Valvano

“The American flag is an enduring symbol of liberty, democracy, and justice. It is fitting that the House act to protect it as we approach our nation’s birthday, and as our men and women in uniform rally behind it in Iraq’s battlefields.”
– Joe Barton

“You always get a special kick on opening day, no matter how many you go through. You look forward to it like a birthday party when you’re a kid. You think something wonderful is going to happen.”
– Joe DiMaggio

“To me – old age is always ten years older than I am.”
– John Burroughs

“There is still no cure for the common birthday.”
– John Glenn

“Would ye both eat your cake and have your cake?”
– John Heywood

“There weren’t any astronauts until I was about 10. Yuri Gagarin went into space right around my 10th birthday.”
– John L. Phillips

“If you look over the years, the styles have changed – the clothes, the hair, the production, the approach to the songs. The icing to the cake has changed flavors. But if you really look at the cake itself, it’s really the same.”
– John Oates

“I trained to be a priest – started to. I went to seminary school when I was 11. I wanted to be a priest, but when they told me I could never have sex, not even on my birthday, I changed my mind.”
– Johnny Vegas

“I used to be good with kids, but as I get older, I’m grumpy and terrible with them. As for doing a gig at a 6-year old’s birthday party, you couldn’t pay me enough.”
– Johnny Vegas

“The reason I met my husband was because I remembered a friend’s birthday. The moral of the story is: Remember people‘s birthdays.”
– Julianna Margulies

“Only then, approaching my fortieth birthday, I made philosophy my life‘s work.”
– Karl Jaspers

“I’m over the moon to be involved in the ‘Doctor Who’ Christmas special. I can’t quite believe it as it’s a part of the family tradition at the Jenkins household. I heard the news that I got the role on my 30th birthday and it was the best birthday present ever.”
– Katherine Jenkins

“Lucy took care of me on the set, and made sure that none of the crew cussed around me. She also had birthday parties for me and made sure that they were well attended.”
– Keith Thibodeaux

“I just had my 30th birthday and we went turkey shooting. It’s what I wanted to do, so we went.”
– Kelly Clarkson

“I saw Richard Linklater’s film ‘Slacker’ for my twenty-first birthday. That was the moment when it all seemed possible. This guy gave me hope.”
– Kevin Smith

“I binge when I’m happy. When everything is going really well, every day is like I’m at a birthday party.”
– Kirstie Alley

“When I was in elementary school, I used to write letters to myself. I’d write letters and go ‘Dear Kristen-at-16-years-old, happy birthday. I hope you’re doing something.’”
– Kristin Kreuk

“About astrology and palmistry: they are good because they make people vivid and full of possibilities. They are communism at its best. Everybody has a birthday and almost everybody has a palm.”
– Kurt Vonnegut

“We didn’t have a whole lot of money when I was growing up either. I would always ask for magic books or magic tricks for my birthday or for Christmas and the rest of the year I either had to mow lawns or find part time jobs to help supplement the cost of doing magic.”
– Lance Burton

“I gave a funny speech at my wife’s birthday party, and I’m thinking, ‘Hey, I’ve still got it.’”
– Larry David

“We have to be able to grow up. Our wrinkles are our medals of the passage of life. They are what we have been through and who we want to be.”
– Lauren Hutton

“Mattresses! Beautiful! Let’s go buy a couple of mattresses. Give ‘em to people for their birthday.”
– Lawrence Tierney

“There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents, and only one for birthday presents, you know.”
– Lewis Carroll

“To my surprise, my 70s are nicer than my 60s and my 60s than my 50s, and I wouldn’t wish my teens and 20s on my enemies.”
– Lionel Blue

“When someone asks if you’d like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?”
– Lisa Loeb

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