Bumper Stickers Sayings And Quotes

by allinspiration.com

“Reality is a nice place, but I wouldn’t want to live there.”
– Unknown

“It’s a Macintosh; it’s got an excuse.”
– Unknown

“I’m only a hypochondriac when I feel sick.”
– Unknown

“I don’t know, I don’t care, and it doesn’t make any difference.”
– Unknown

“Why be normal?”
– Unknown

“Do unto others before they do unto you.”
– Unknown

“Idiots surround me!”
– Unknown

“When all else fails, lower your standards.”
– Unknown

“It’s been Monday all week.”
– Unknown

“Optimism: Waiting for a ship to come in when you haven’t sent one out.”
– Unknown

“Was today really necessary?”
– Unknown

“People who think they know what they’re doing are especially annoying to those of us who do.”
– Unknown

“Time flies when you don’t know what you’re doing.”
– Unknown

“Believe in Darwin; cancer cures smoking.”
– Unknown

“Don’t worry about life; you’re not going to survive it, anyway.”
– Unknown

“Death is the consequence of being alive.”
– Unknown

“Just plead the Fifth — or drink it — either way.”
– Unknown

“Repetition is always better the second time.”
– Unknown

“Plagiarism is copying from one source; research is copying from two or more.”
– Unknown

“The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of the oncoming train.”
– Unknown

“In theory, everything works.”
– Unknown

“Yea, though I walk through the valley of death, I will fear no evil, for I am the meanest son of a bitch in the valley.”
– Unknown

“It’s all a pigment of your hallucination.”
– Unknown

“Don’t let schooling get in the way of your education.”
– Unknown

“Change a life; make someone feel important.”
– Unknown

“Everything is possible just not too probable.”
– Unknown

“Life is a glitch in the universal program; death is just the programmer’s way of debugging.”
– Unknown

“In God we trust; all others must pay cash.”
– Unknown

“If it is a man made world, why can’t we remake it?”
– Unknown

“If you understand something today, it must be obsolete.”
– Unknown

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