Canadian Sayings And Quotes

by allinspiration.com

Here is a collection of Canadian sayings and quotes from various authors, celebrities, famous persons, and other sources compiled by allinspiration.com for you to read and enjoy.

“A Canadian is sort of like an American, but without the gun.”
– Anonymous

“bent as a pink moose —”
– Canadian Saying

“Close only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades and shit fights.”
– Canadian Saying

“Cold as a cod-fisherman’s knuckle.”
– Canadian Saying

“Colder than a polar bear’s pyjamas on the shady side of an iceberg.”
– Canadian Saying

“Crop’s so short this year in Saskatchewan, gophers have to kneel down to eat.”
– Canadian Saying

“Darker than the inside of a black cow at midnight.”
– Canadian Saying

“Don’t judge bannock before it’s fried.”
– Canadian Saying

“Drive it like you stole it.”
– Canadian Saying

“Enough rain to choke a toad.”
– Canadian Saying

“Every crow thinks his is the blackest.”
– Canadian Saying

“Far as ever a puffin flew.”
– Canadian Saying

“Go fart peas at the moon.”
– Canadian Saying

“Good leader? He couldn’t organize a group shit at an Ex-Lax Convention.”
– Canadian Saying

“He couldn’t hit water if he fell out of a boat.”
– Canadian Saying

“He was sowing his wild oats, but hoping for crop failure.”
– Canadian Saying

“He was sowing his wild oats, but hoping for crop failure.”
– Canadian Saying

“He’s all Stampede hat and no cattle.”
– Canadian Saying

“How angry did you get? I was chewing nails and farting tacks.”
– Canadian Saying

“How cold was it last night in southern Ontario? I saw a squirrel towing a blue jay to get it started south.”
– Canadian Saying

“How cold was it last night in southern Ontario? I saw a squirrel towing a blue jay to get it started south.”
– Canadian Saying

“How nasty was he? He has to sneak up on a glass of milk or he’d sour it.”
– Canadian Saying

“I got rid of my alcohol problem. I divorced him.”
– Canadian Saying

“If his I.Q. were any lower, we’d have to water him.”
– Canadian Saying

“If it was raining soup, he’d be caught with a fork.”
– Canadian Saying

“It was so dry last week around Virden, Manitoba, that frogs were poundin’ on the screen door, askin’ for a dipper of water.”
– Canadian Saying

“It was so quiet, you could hear the fog lift.”
– Canadian Saying

“It’s cold out, especially if you leave it out.”
– Canadian Saying

“It’s like sticking your head in a flour sack to get away from a tornado.”
– Canadian Saying

“It’s so dry, mice have to pack a lunch to cross a field.”
– Canadian Saying

“It’s storming so bad the birds are walking.”
– Canadian Saying

“It’s so flat in Saskatchewan, you can watch your dog run away from home for a week.”
– Canadian Saying

“Keep it up, fellah, and I’ll give you a haircut with a Weed-Eater.”
– Canadian Saying

“Make like a Canadian passport photo and stop smiling.”
– Canadian Saying

“Make like a federal Tory and disappear.”
– Canadian Saying

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