Canadian Sayings And Quotes

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“Make like a hockey player and get the puck out of here.”
– Canadian Saying

“Make like a maple leaf and drop off.”
– Canadian Saying

“Make like an amoeba and split.”
– Canadian Saying

“Make like an Ontario nuclear plant and shut down.”
– Canadian Saying

“Make yourself useful instead of ornamental.”
– Canadian Saying

“Now there’s a specimen of God‘s carelessness.”
– Canadian Saying

“Rain cleared up quickly this morning in Vancouver. Disappeared faster than a B.C. premier.”
– Canadian Saying

“Saskatchewan is the only place in Canada where a woodpecker has to pack a box lunch.”
– Canadian Saying

“She could start a fight in an empty house.”
– Canadian Saying

“She fires off her mouth more than a Mountie does a Taser.”
– Canadian Saying

“She had a smile on her like poison come to supper.”
– Canadian Saying

“She has a room temperature IQ. Knows enough to pick the flowers, but still sticks them in her ear.”
– Canadian Saying

“She was pure as the snow, but she drifted.”
– Canadian Saying

“She’d try to sneak sunrise past a rooster.”
– Canadian Saying

“She’s been married so many times, she’s got veil rash.”
– Canadian Saying

“She’s from so far out in the boonies, she thinks a seven-course meal is roadkill raccoon and a six-pack.”
– Canadian Saying

“She’s like CPR railway track. Been laid right across the country.”
– Canadian Saying

“Slow as cold molasses running uphill.”
– Canadian Saying

“So dumb he thinks Medicine Hat is a cure for head lice.”
– Canadian Saying

“So happy she had a grin as wide as the St. Lawrence”
– Canadian Saying

“Talkative? That dude’s got more tongue than a Mountie’s boot.”
– Canadian Saying

“That dude could stickhandle through a box of matches.”
– Canadian Saying

“The gates are down; the lights are flashing; but the train isn’t coming.”
– Canadian Saying

“The gene pool around here could use a little chlorine.”
– Canadian Saying

“The puck isn’t going his way.”
– Canadian Saying

“There’ll be rubber ice out there today.”
– Canadian Saying

“There’s so much salt on the roads in Canada, you get high blood pressure just taking out the garbage
– Canadian Saying

“This is mock goon talk from a junior hockey arena. Chiclets are little white pieces of chewing gum vaguely toothlike in shape.”
– Canadian Saying

“Tongue-tied? That dude couldn’t ad lib a fart at a bean supper.”
– Canadian Saying

“We were so poor, we never had decorations on the Christmas tree unless Grandpa sneezed.”
– Canadian Saying

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