Cat Quotes And Sayings

by allinspiration.com

“Sleeping together is a euphemism for people, but tantamount to marriage with cats.”
– Marge Piercy

“Be able to identify the most common breeds of dogs and cats on sight.”
– Marilyn vos Savant

“A cat is more intelligent than people believe, and can be taught any crime.”
– Mark Twain

“A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way.”
– Mark Twain

“If animals could speak the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow, but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.”
– Mark Twain

“If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve man, but it would deteriorate the cat.”
– Mark Twain

“Of all God‘s creatures, there is only one that cannot be made slave of the leash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve the man, but it would deteriorate the cat.”
– Mark Twain

“One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives.”
– Mark Twain

“The man who carries a cat by the tail learns something that can be learned in no other way.”
– Mark Twain

“Of all God’s creatures, there is only one that cannot be made slave of the lash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve the man, but it would deteriorate the cat.”
– Mark Twain

“Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later.”
– Mary Bly

“A happy arrangement: many people prefer cats to other people, and many cats prefer people to other cats.”
– Mason Cooley

“Cats are inquisitive, but hate to admit it.”
– Mason Cooley

“Even cats grow lonely and anxious.”
– Mason Cooley

Fans think they want to see more than the 10 to 20 seconds of Itchy and Scratchy that we put on the show, but my feeling is less is more. Once you’ve skinned and flayed a cat, ripped his head off, made him drink acid and tied his tongue to the moon, there really isn’t that much to say.
– Matt Groening

“Time spent with cats is never wasted.”
– May Sarto

I’m aloof, I like to run around outside, but I also like to curl up in warm spots. I eat fish.”
– Megan Coughlin

We need a word for all the kitty-prints that are all over my windshield because the cats like to lie on my hood when the car is still warm.”
– Megan Coughlin

“His friendship is not easily won but it is something worth having.”
– Michael Joseph

The sun rose slowly, like a fiery furball coughed up uneasily onto a sky-blue carpet by a giant unseen cat.
– Michael McGarel

Don’t think that I’m silly for liking it, I just happen to like the simple little things, and I love cats!
– Michelle Gardner

“Those who’ll play with cats must expect to be scratched.”
– Miguel de Cervantes

“Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well.”
– Missy Dizick

“When I play with my cat, how do I know that she is not passing time with me rather than I with her?”
– Montaigne

When I play with my cat, how do I know that she is not passing time with me rather than I with her?
– Montaigne

“An old cat will not learn how to dance.”
– Moroccan Proverb

“After dark all cats are leopards.”
– Native American Proverb

“Whatever its other limitations, the Big Apple and those who live there make room for their dogs and cats, take good care of them and abide by the rules made necessary by a huge population.”
– Nick Clooney

“Bach was a top harmonist geezer, which is why the jazz cats love him.”
– Nigel Kennedy

“Some cats, Iggy Pop, they’re going to always have that hunger.”
– Nikki Sixx

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