Chuck Norris Sayings And Quotes

by allinspiration.com

“People need to realise what real happiness and success is, because success as an actor is fleeting. You can be up there one day and gone the next.”
– Chuck Norris

“Chilling with Chuck Norris for the evening!”
– Chuck Norris Saying

“Wondering how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could Chuck Norris”
– Chuck Norris Saying

“Wondering what Chuck Norris would do”
– Chuck Norris Saying

“Consulting Chuck Norris”
– Chuck Norris Saying

“Chuck Norris was once bitten by a rattlesnake, after three days of excruciating pain the rattlesnake died!”
– Chuck Norris Saying

“Chuck Norris created swine flu when he sneezed on a pig and it exploded”
– Chuck Norris Saying

“Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull”
– Chuck Norris Saying

“Says Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer”
– Chuck Norris Saying

“Scored 1000/1000 on SAT only by writing Chuck Norris name ”
– Chuck Norris Saying

“Ever wonder if Chuck Norris name was Charlie Norris…would he still be such a badass?”
– Chuck Norris Saying

“Chuck Norris knows where Scooby Doo is.”
– Chuck Norris Saying

“When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris”
– Chuck Norris Saying

“You don’t need to follow Chuck Norris on Twitter, he is already following you.”
– Chuck Norris Saying

“This status has been removed by Chuck Norris”
– Chuck Norris Saying

“Chuck Norris can read lady gages poker face”
– Chuck Norris Saying

“Taught Chuck Norris everything he knows.”
– Chuck Norris Saying

“There was never a giraffe until Chuck Norris upper-cutted a zebra”
– Chuck Norris Saying

“Chuck Norris stole your lucky charms.”
– Chuck Norris Saying

“I don’t play rock, paper, scissors, I play rock, paper, Chuck Norris, I win every time”
– Chuck Norris Saying

“Google Where is Chuck Norris and click I’m feeling lucky…You’re welcome.”
– Chuck Norris Saying

“Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience”
– Chuck Norris Saying

“Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise”
– Chuck Norris Saying

“Chuck Norris’ sister lost her virginity, Chuck found it an put it back..”
– Chuck Norris Saying

“Wondering why Chuck Norris has not fixed the oil leak…”
– Chuck Norris Saying

“While efforts to stop the Oil Spill in the Gulf of Mexico and attempts to stop the 150,000 acre fire in Canada fail, along with the massive sink hole in Guatemala, one cant help but think, where is Chuck Norris when you need him”
– Chuck Norris Saying

“Chuck Norris killed 2 rocks with 1 bird.”
– Chuck Norris Saying

“When Chuck Norris pokes you on Facebook you die!”
– Chuck Norris Saying

“Chuck Norris doesn’t celebrate the 4th of July. The 4th of July celebrates Chuck Norris.”
– Chuck Norris Saying

“Not saying that Adam Lambert is over the top however he makes Freddie Mercury look like Chuck Norris.”
– Chuck Norris Saying

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