Coffee Quotes And Sayings

by allinspiration.com

“I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.”
– Eddie Izzard

“Our culture runs on coffee and gasoline, the first often tasting like the second.”
– Edward Abbey

“You can tell when you have crossed the frontier into Germany because of the badness of the coffee.”
– Edward VII (1841-1910)

“In my tradition, one must wait until one has learned a lot of Bible and Talmud and the Prophets to handle mysticism. This isn’t instant coffee. There is no instant mysticism.”
– Elie Wiesel

“It’s about avoiding reality through various escape routes that become addictions and lead to Hell. My character is addicted to television, chocolate, coffee, to her dream of her son, which has no basis in reality.”
– Ellen Burstyn

“When I wake up in the morning, I just can’t get started until I’ve had that first, piping hot pot of coffee. Oh, I’ve tried other enemas.”
– Emo Philips

“Moderately drunk, coffee removes vapours from the brain, occasioned by fumes of wine, or other strong liquors; eases pains in the head, prevents sour belchings, and provokes appetite.”
– England’s Happiness Improved (1699)

“I believe humans get a lot done, not because we’re smart, but because we have thumbs so we can make coffee.”
– Flash Rosenberg

“Coffee. Creative lighter fluid.”
– Floyd Maxwell

“It is surely easier to confess a murder over a cup of coffee than in front of a jury.”
– Friedrich Durrenmatt

“It doesn’t matter where you’re from – or how you feel… There’s always peace in a strong cup of coffee.”
– Gabriel Bá

“A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded pistol on your coffee table – There’s nothing wrong with them, but it’s hard to stop thinking about it.”
– Garrison Keillor

“There are those who love to get dirty and fix things. They drink coffee at dawn, beer after work. And those who stay clean, just appreciate things. At breakfast they have milk and juice at night. There are those who do both, they drink tea.”
– Gary Snyder

“Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic’s best friend!”
– Gerard Way

“Coffee: Induces wit. Good only if it comes through Havre. After a big dinner party it is taken standing up. Take it without sugar — very swank: gives the impression you have lived in the East.”
– Gustave Flaubert (1821-1880)

“My problem is I’m an addictive personality. I can’t have one coffee. I can’t eat one piece of chocolate.”
– Guy Pearce

“Police work wouldn’t be possible without coffee.”
– Henning Mankell

“As soon as coffee is in your stomach, there is a general commotion. Ideas begin to move…similes arise, the paper is covered. Coffee is your ally and writing ceases to be a struggle.”
– Honore de Balzac (1799-1859)

“China traditionally has been a tea-drinking country but we turned them into coffee drinkers.”
– Howard Schultz

“Kids are meeting in coffee shops and basements figuring out what’s unsustainable in their communities. That’s the future.”
– Ian Somerhalder

“It is true, says Liebeg, that thousands have lived without a knowledge of tea and coffee; and daily experience teaches us that, under certain circumstances, they may be dispensed with without disadvantage to the merely animal functions, but it is an error, certainly, to conclude from this that they may be altogether dispensed with in reference to their effects; and It is a question whether, if we had no tea and no coffee, the popular instinct would not seek for and discover the means of replacing them.”
– Isabella Beeton (1861)

“Do you know how many calories are in butter and cheese and ice cream? Would you get your dog up in the morning for a cup of coffee and a donut?”
– Jack LaLanne

“Coffee is a language in itself.”
– Jackie Chan

“The powers of a man’s mind are directly proportioned to the quantity of coffee he drinks.”
– James Mackintosh

“If one unlabeled bottle holds nonfat milk, what does the second unlabeled bottle contain? If you answered “Whole milk” then you’re obviously not ready to receive a jug of my love. So I’ll just pour it in someone else’s coffee.?”
– Jarod Kintz

“At Starbucks I like ordering a “Tall venti in a grande cup.” That’s basically me asking for a small large in a medium cup.?”
– Jarod Kintz

“My couch is coffee-colored. I can thank Starbucks and clumsiness for that.”
– Jarod Kintz

“I’m a romantic. I like cold coffee and orgasms that arrive fifteen minutes after I’ve put on my clothes and paid the lady.”
– Jarod Kintz

“I like instant gratification. It’s like instant coffee, only it won’t keep you up all night.?”
– Jarod Kintz

“My coffee gets increasingly better the more I drink and the closer I come to the bottom of the cup, where all the sugar is. I wonder if life is the same way as we approach the end. ?”
– Jarod Kintz

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