Dating Quotes And Sayings

by allinspiration.com

“While she could hardly fathom what had just happened to her that night, she reached some conclusions before she fell asleep, certain things now made perfect sense; Moon River didn’t sound so syrupy, mistletoe wasn’t such a bad idea, and perhaps dating was not such a frivolous waste of time after all.”
– E.A. Bucchianeri

“This is one rule about mixing boys and girls: that a date always comes first.”
– Elizabeth Berg

“Dating is all about getting to know somebody, without wasting a lot of time or money. What is the price of love? You’ve got the cost of dinner, a movie, and cab fare for you and your date, as well as the entire film crew documenting your evening. So you add all that up, and subtract various coupons and bulk discount rates you might qualify for. But what about time? You can make more money, but you can’t make more time if you waste it. That’s why you have to be efficient with your dating. Don’t date one on one. Take 10 women out at once, assembly line style, and forget the small talk. Focus on hard-hitting topics, and give them all questionnaires to fill out. I think the women will appreciate your honest and novel approach. Of course it’s possible that nine out of ten women might be offended. But who cares? All you need is one.
– Jarod Kintz

“Two birds went for dating. The male bird was killed and the female bird is being murdered.”
– Santosh Kalwar

“When I was younger I was attracted to gay guys and they were “attracted” to me. I don’t exactly know why…But it turned out the gay guys were the ones holding all the cards, both physically and emotionally, and I’ve certainly paid the price for making that mistake. And so have all of the guys I’ve dated since.”
– Hilary Winston

“On my first date with Agatha, I wore tight green Spandex, which made my skinny legs look like asparagus. Knowing no heterosexual woman could resist such a temptation, I set out to seduce her.”
– Jarod Kintz

“I wish Goodreads was also a dating site.”
– Laine

“I did it again. Lying guilty in a hotel room for a woman I will fail for.”
– J.M. August

“You doan go diggin’ for gold in an outhouse.”
– Sandra Hill

“The humiliation that Jane had felt turned to something else–grief perhaps, or regret. Regret that she had not known how to act with a boy, regret that she had not been wiser.”
– Beverly Cleary

“It is hard to feel safe and comfortable when the only measures for what is safe and comfortable are normative ideas you don’t abide by.”
– Samhita Mukhopadhyay

“…And so we go and I meet his parents. And it’s a very strange thing meeting your girlfriend’s boyfriend’s parents for the first time. Part of you is angry for obvious reasons and part of you still wants to make a good impression. On a side note, they seemed in perfect health.”
– Mike Birbiglia

“A while back, when Dick and Barry and I agreed that what really matters is what you like, not what you are like, Barry proposed the idea of a questionnaire for prospective partners.”
– Nick Hornby

“Anybody who predicts the death of cities has already met his spouse.”
– Clay Shirky

“My method is based on female psychology, so it works regardless of your looks or money”
– Erik Von Markovik

“I suppose it was that in courtship everything is regarded as provisional and preliminary, and the smallest sample of virtue or accomplishment is taken to guarantee delightful stores which the broad leisure of marriage will reveal. But the door-sill of marriage once crossed, expectation is concentrated on the present. Having once embarked on your marital voyage, it is impossible not to be aware that you make no way and that the sea is not within sight—that, in fact, you are exploring an enclosed basin.”
– George Eliot

“If you cannot attract a woman, you are, by definition, sterile.”
– Erik Von Markovik

“He wore a white shirt with the sleeves rolled up to the good place, and a heart-shaped leaf lay trapped in the hollow if his throat as though it were planned, though of course it was so perfect it couldn’t have been planned.”
– Elizabeth Berg

“A full lifer doesn’t commit to anyone until they’ve committed to her”
– Deanna Kizis

“Sex makes you stupid”
– Donna Barnes

“It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single girl in possession of her right mind must be in want of a decent man.”
– Alexandra Potter

“It wasn’t because you weren’t beautiful, talented, funny, creative or had everything in common. It was because some men like plain, old, boring, vanilla ice cream. It’s predictable and a safe choice. Confident and adventurous men prefer the complexity and layers of a sundae, even the ones sprinkled with a little bit of nuts on top.”
– Shannon L. Alder

“He went out with a variety of women, slept with some of them, hated the whole meaningless process. Drinks, dinners, plays and concerts and gallery openings … He grew to despise the rigid formality of dating, missed the easy familiarity of simply being with someone, sharing friendly silences and unforced laughter.”
– Ken Grimwood

“Values are sometimes worth living and dying for, and are certainly worth dating and breaking up over.”
– Henry Cloud and John Townsend

“I guess after you’ve writhed around naked on the floor in front of a man, the least you can do is let him take you to dinner.”
– Andrea Laurence

“If a girl doesn’t feel like crying for help when she’s with her date, she isn’t prepared to be in a relationship. The only difference is that on a date someone might come to her rescue.”
– Bauvard

“And I know I need to invite him over for dinner, because there’s no question. This is serious.”
– Tamara Ireland Stone

“On the porch were the still-smoking remains of long-stemmed roses, evidence that someone angry and passive-aggressive didn’t know Peter was out of town.”
– Theric Jepson

“The treasure shouldn’t do the hunting, and you’re a treasure.”
– Ed Asner

“In life, it is important that we act fast. If you don’t act fast and act now, someone else will do exactly what you have thought of doing. Someone else would have fired while you were spending time aiming.”
– Jan Mckingley Hilado

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