Dating Quotes And Sayings

by allinspiration.com

“Does speed dating necessarily end up in a quickie divorce….?”
– Josh Stern

“Dating should really be more like furniture store commercials….I would love to’ pay no interest for 6 months”
– Josh Stern

“Nothing changes if nothing changes”
– Donna Barnes

“Tell her that you love her hair, that you love her skin, her lips, because, in truth, you love them more than you love your own.”
– Junot Diaz

“Tall men are the most romantically successful group on earth, bar none: more successful than rich people, accomplished people and educated people.”
– Arianne Cohen

“If I want a man I’ll go to a cheap bar, like any other sane woman. I, for one, haven’t hit rock bottom.”
– Eleanor Prescott

“Some women like to treat a man like a piece of bubble gum. The poor sap thinks everything’s fine. And it is—until the taste runs out. Then she’ll just spit him out the car window of her life and never look back.”
– Robert Burton Robinson

“I figure we go through things that make us stronger, but we also go through things that just simply piss us off.”
– Meg Winkler

“I’m a door-to-door telemarketer. I knock on phone booths and trade numbers, then verify a customer’s credit card when she calls for a date.”
– Bauvard

“So that’s how we end up helping Aviva pick out a male escort. Even Darcy is impressed with Eugene’s organization; each profile in the boy binder has two pictures, a head shot and a full-body shot, and lists essential information: age, school, height, weight, extracurriculars, hobbies, and dance ability (which ranges from “occasional Dance Dance Revolution participation” to “so good he could back up the Biebs”).”
– Flynn Meaney

“I could kiss that girl. And ya know what? I will kiss that girl. As soon as I get back to school, I’m gonna grab her, and I’m gonna kiss her.”
– Flynn Meaney

“Charity groped for the phone, coming up with it at last and croaking “hello” in a voice that sounded exactly like a bullfrog’s mating call. Which made a kind of twisted sense — last night she’d been hunting for a mate as well.”
– Elizabeth Jane Howard

“A man who offers to cook after he’s seen you trying to freeze a dead dog has to be at least a little bit keen.”
– Rosen Trevithick

“After our date, I spent about an hour trying to get in her pants before finally giving up. Her pocket was just too tight.
– Jarod Kintz

“Men always complained I had a lot of boyfriends. I never agreed, or disagreed. I was too busy kissing to care. I disapproved of jealous complainers and had not an opinion on their opinion of me.”
– Coco J. Ginger

“You can always tell when a woman is with the wrong man, because she has so much to say about the fact that nothing’s happening.”
– Caitlin Moran

“He told me that when we first met, he had said to a friend about me: “If I get that girl’s number I will never ask another girl for her number again.”
– Kimberly Novosel

“What’s the point of changing who you are in order to impress a woman, when your intention is to return to who you were, a person she was never attracted to in the first place?”
– Richelle E. Goodrich

“She refused to be one of those girls who fell for a pretty face that just white-washed a total jack-ass underneath. She could ogle, but she would not fall until she knew he deserved her.”
– Kimberly Kinrade

“Unfortunately, he still hadn’t asked for my number, or a date, or my hand in marriage, and my drink was getting low.”
– Kimberly Novosel

“But I tended not to date men who ever showed up for me.”
– Kimberly Novosel

“What you are as a single person, you will be as a married person, only to a greater degree. Any negative character trait will be intensified in a marriage relationship, because you will feel free to let your guard down — that person has committed himself to you and you no longer have to worry about scaring him off.”
– Josh McDowell

“This catch-22 happens a lot to men. A man can sense that a woman wants to know if he loves her. He doesn’t want to share those feelings because, if he does, she will expect him to marry her and be greatly hurt if he doesn’t. In romantic movies, loving someone meant that you wanted to marry her. In real life, it is not always the case.”
– John Gray

“I am single because I am allergic for cursing words and bad table manners”
– Hiroko Sakai

“A person’s readiness to date is largely a matter of maturity and environment.”
– Myles Munroe

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