Dog Quotations And Sayings

by allinspiration.com

Here is a collection of dog quotations and sayings from various authors, celebrities, famous persons, and other sources compiled by allinspiration.com for you to read and enjoy.

“Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.”

– Groucho Marx

“Happiness is a warm puppy.”
– Charles M. Schulz

“Dogs never bite me. Just humans.”
– Marilyn Monroe

“If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.”
– Mark Twain

“Meow” means “woof” in cat.”
– George Carlin

“I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.”
– Winston Churchill

“Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are god. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are gods.”
– Christopher Hitchens

“Dogs are our link to paradise. They don’t know evil or jealousy or discontent. To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring–it was peace.”
– Milan Kundera

“If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.”
– Mark Twain

“A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.”
– Josh Billings

“Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.”
– Mark Twain

“If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.”
– Will Rogers

“A bone to the dog is not charity. Charity is the bone shared with the dog, when you are just as hungry as the dog.”
– Jack London

“A person can learn a lot from a dog, even a loopy one like ours. Marley taught me about living each day with unbridled exuberance and joy, about seizing the moment and following your heart. He taught me to appreciate the simple things-a walk in the woods, a fresh snowfall, a nap in a shaft of winter sunlight. And as he grew old and achy, he taught me about optimism in the face of adversity. Mostly, he taught me about friendship and selflessness and, above all else, unwavering loyalty.”
– John Grogan

“Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman. Then if you can get the dog to go somewhere and read the book, I might have a little fun.”
– Groucho Marx

“Petting, scratching, and cuddling a dog could be as soothing to the mind and heart as deep meditation and almost as good for the soul as prayer.”
– Dean Koontz

“The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man’s.”
– Mark Twain

“You think those dogs will not be in heaven! I tell you they will be there long before any of us.”
– Robert Louis Stevenson

“The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants.”
– Johnny Depp

“The more boys I meet the more I love my dog.”
– Carrie Underwood

“If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience.”
– Woodrow Wilson

“My girlfriend bought me a collared shirt for my birthday, mainly so I don’t get too far ahead of her when she takes me for a walk.”
– Jarod Kintz

“If you don’t own a dog, at least one, there is not necessarily anything wrong with you, but there may be something wrong with your life.”
– Roger Caras

“Dogs have given us their absolute all. We are the center of their universe. We are the focus of their love and faith and trust. They serve us in return for scraps. It is without a doubt the best deal man has ever made. ”
– Roger Caras

“The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.”
– Charles de Gaulle

“Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear.”
– Dave Barry

“The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.”
– Andy Rooney

“Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.”
– Roger Caras

“A dog reflects the family life. Whoever saw a frisky dog in a gloomy family, or a sad dog in a happy one? Snarling people have snarling dogs, dangerous people have dangerous ones.”
– Arthur Conan Doyle

“I believe in integrity. Dogs have it. Humans are sometimes lacking it.”
– Cesar Millan

“. . . owning a dog always ended with this sadness because dogs just don’t live as long as people do.”
– John Grogan

“It’s just the most amazing thing to love a dog, isn’t it? It makes our relationships with people seem as boring as a bowl of oatmeal.”
– John Grogan

“If slaughterhouses had glass walls, the whole world would be vegetarian.”
– Linda McCartney

“Dogs have their day but cats have 365.”
– Lilian Jackson Braun

“No matter how close we are to another person, few human relationships are as free from strife, disagreement, and frustration as is the relationship you have with a good dog. Few human beings give of themselves to another as a dog gives of itself. I also suspect that we cherish dogs because their unblemished souls make us wish – consciously or unconsciously – that we were as innocent as they are, and make us yearn for a place where innocence is universal and where the meanness, the betrayals, and the cruelties of this world are unknown.”
– Dean Koontz

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