Drinking Quotes And Sayings

by allinspiration.com

Here is a collection of drinking quotes and sayings from various authors, celebrities, famous persons, and other sources compiled by allinspiration.com for you to read and enjoy.

“Responsible drinking? Now that’s an oxymoron.”
– Aaron Howard

“Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.”
– Frank Sinatra

“If we take habitual drunkards as a class, their heads and their hearts will bear an advantageous comparison with those of any other class.  There seems ever to have been a proneness in the brilliant and warm-blooded to fall in to this vice.  The demon of intemperance ever seems to have delighted in sucking the blood of genius and generosity.”
– Abraham Lincoln

“Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups”
– Alex Levine

“I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly . . . ”
– Anchorman

“Not everyone who drinks is a poet. Some of us drink because we’re not poets.”
– Arthur, played by Dudley Moore.

“A drunken man is fitly named: he has drank, till he is drunken: the wine swallows his consciousness, and it sinks therein.”
– Augustus William Hare

“If everybody in this town connected with politics had to leave town because of chasing women and drinking, you would have no government.”
– Barry Goldwater

“There can’t be good living where there is not good drinking.” 
– Ben Franklin

“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.”
– Benjamin Franklin

“He that drinks fast, pays slow.”
– Benjamin Franklin

“Drunkenness is temporary suicide.”
– Bertrand Russell

“Memory impairment: the free prize at the bottom of every vodka bottle.”
– Big Bang

“A drink a day, keeps the psychiatrist away.”
– Bruce Tomlinson

“A professional Bartender is someone who can do his or her best work when he or she doesn’t feel like it.”
– Bruce Tomlinson

“The problem with a treadmill is that the ice falls out of your glass. ”
– Bruce Tomlinson

“It’s like an angel crying on your tongue.”
– Bruno Heller

“They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that the ones who drink milkshakes don’t win many ball games.”
– Casey Stengel

“Time is never wasted when you’re wasted all the time.”
– Catherine Zandonella

“Maybe talking when I’m piss ass drunk isn’t entirely bright.”
– Chris McGowan

“When I realized that what I had turned out to be was a lousy, two-bit pool hustler and drunk, I wasn’t depressed at all. I was glad to have a profession.”
– Danny McGoorty

“Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.”
– Dave Barry

“If God had intended us to drink beer, he would have given us stomachs.”
– David Daye

“I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up.”
– Dean Martin

“If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt.”
– Dean Martin

“You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.”
– Dean Martin

“I drink only to make my friends seem interesting.”
– Don Marquis

“Alcoholic friends are as easy to make as Sea Monkeys.”
– Dry

“An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.”
– Earnest Hemingway

“Drinking is a way of ending the day.”
– Earnest Hemingway.

“Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.” 
– Ernest Hemingway

“First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.”
– Francis Scott Key Fitzgerald

“I’d prefer to have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy.”
– Frank Nicholson

“I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.”
– Frank Sinatra

“I feel bad for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.”
– Frank Sinatra

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