Famous Funny Quotes And Sayings To Bring Some Humor

by allinspiration.com

“Give me a stock clerk with a goal and I’ll give you a man who will make history. Give me a man with no goals and I’ll give you a stock clerk..”
– J.C. Penney

“The main thing is keeping the main thing the main thing.”
– German Proverb

“If you don’t run your own life, somebody else will.”
– John Atkinson

“If you don’t know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.”
– Yogi Berra

“When you reach for the stars, you may not quite get them, but you won’t come up with a handful of mud either.”
– Leo Burnett

“Vision without action is daydream. Action without vision is nightmare.”
– Japanese proverb

“Be miserable. Or motivate yourself. Whatever has to be done, it’s always your choice.”
– Wayne Dyer

“Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.”
– Will Rogers

“Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.”
– Albert Einstein

“A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs — jolted by every pebble in the road.”
– Henry Ward Beecher

“What you do speaks so loud that I cannot hear what you say.”
– Ralph Waldo Emerson

“Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.”
– David Rosam

“The reason so few people are successful is no one has yet found a way for someone to sit down and slide uphill.”
– W. Clement Stone

“The future is something which everyone reaches at the rate of sixty minutes an hour, whatever he does, whoever [s]he is.”
– C.S. Lewis

“I had the blues because I had no shoes until upon the street, I met a man who had no feet.”
– Denis Waitley

“Silent gratitude isn’t much use to anyone.”
– Gladys Berthe Stern

“I believe in the discipline of silence, and could talk for hours about it.”
– George Bernard Shaw

“Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.”
– Oprah Winfrey

“If at first you don’t succeed, think how many people you’ve made happy.”
– H. Duane Black

“Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.”
– Oscar Wilde

“Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not in one ahead.”
– Bill Mcglashen

“A smile is an inexpensive way to change your looks.”
– Charles Gordy

“You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance.”
– Franklin P. Jones

“Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.”
– Mark Twain

“The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down.”
– Flip Wilson

“The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. ”
– Walter Bagehot

“Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive. ”
– Elbert Hubbard

“Always be a first rate version of yourself, instead of a second rate version of somebody else.”
– Judy Garland

“Make your life a mission – not an intermission. ”
– Arnold H. Glasgow

“When the going gets tough, the tough get going.”
– Joseph Kennedy

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