Famous Funny Quotes And Sayings To Bring Some Humor

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Famous Funny Quotes And Sayings To Bring Some Humor


“No one can make you feel inferior without your permission. ”
– Eleanor Roosevelt

“Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he’s talking about.”
– Sam Ewing

“Correction does much, but encouragement does more.”
– Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

“There is nothing so annoying as to have two people talking when you’re busy interrupting.”
Mark Twain

“Until you value yourself, you won’t value your time. Until you value your time, you won’t DO anything with it.”
– M. Peck

“To ugly ducklings everywhere, Don’t worry about those fluffy yellow morons: They’ll never get to be swans.”
– Zoë Marriott

Life begins at 40 – but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.”
– Helen Rowland

“I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early.”
– Yogi Berra

“I’ve got all the money I’ll ever need, if I die by four o’clock.”
– Henny Youngman

“People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing – that’s why we recommend it daily.”
– Zig Ziglar

“I’ve developed a new philosophy… I only dread one day at a time.”
– Charles Schulz

“Many of us spend half our time wishing for things we could have if we didn’t spend half our time wishing.”
– Alexander Woollcott

“I feel like a fugitive from the law of averages.”
– William Mauldin

“If I had a dollar for every time someone came to me with not only a problem but also a possible solution to that problem, I’d have six dollars.”
– Brian Vaszily

“‘To do is to be.’ -Descartes ‘To be is to do.’ – Voltaire ‘Do be do be do.’”
– Frank Sinatra

“Everyone is entitled to their own incorrect opinion.”
– Brian Vaszily

“Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.”
– Mark Twain

“The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place.”
George Bernard Shaw

“I am not afraid of death, I just don’t want to be there when it happens.”
– Woody Allen

“Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them… well, I have others.”
– Groucho Marx

“When I look back on all these worries, I remember the story of the old man who said on his deathbed that he had had a lot of trouble in his life, most of which had never happened.”
Winston Churchill

“Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.”
– Ahmad

“I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up.”
– Tom Lehrer

“Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That’s relativity.”
Albert Einstein

“Don’t wait for a light to appear at the end of the tunnel, stride down there and light the bloody thing yourself.”
– Sara Henderson

“Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.”
– Woody Allen

Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not in one ahead.”
– Bill Mcglashen

“There has been much tragedy in my life; at least half of it actually happened.”
– Mark Twain

“Some people walk in the rain. Others just get wet.”
– Roger Miller

“The greatest thief this world ever produced is procrastination, and he is still at large.”
– Henry Wheeler Shaw

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