Food Quotations And Sayings

by allinspiration.com

Here is a collection of food quotations and sayings from various authors, celebrities, famous persons, and other sources compiled by allinspiration.com for you to read and enjoy.

“I love you like a fat kid loves cake!”
– Scott Adams

“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.”
– Charles M. Schultz

“If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”
– J.R.R Tolkien

“Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what’s for lunch.”
– Orson Welles

“After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one’s own relations.”
– Oscar Wilde

“Popcorn for breakfast! Why not? It’s a grain. It’s like, like, grits, but with high self-esteem.”
– james Patterson

“One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well.”
– Virginia Woolf

“Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the ‘Titanic’ who waved off the dessert cart.”
– Erma Bombeck

“Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are god. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are gods.”
– Christopher Hitchens

“There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread.”
– Mahatma Gandhi

“Wait. Why am I thinking about Krispy Kremes? We’re supposed to be exercising.”
– Meg Cabot

“I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.”
– W.C. Fields

“There is no love sincerer than the love of food.”

– George Bernard Shaw

“Do you know what breakfast cereal is made of? It’s made of all those little curly wooden shavings you find in pencil sharpeners!”
– Roald Dalh

“Listen to the people who love you. Believe that they are worth living for even when you don’t believe it. Seek out the memories depression takes away and project them into the future. Be brave; be strong; take your pills. Exercise because it’s good for you even if every step weighs a thousand pounds. Eat when food itself disgusts you. Reason with yourself when you have lost your reason.”
– Andrew Solomon

“It’s absolutely unfair for women to say that guys only want one thing: sex. We also want food.”
– Jarod Kintz

“Writers fish for the right words like fishermen fish for, um, whatever those aquatic creatures with fins and gills are called.
– Jarod Kintz

“The only time to eat diet food is while you’re waiting for the steak to cook.”
– Julia Child

“I am a better person when I have less on my plate.”
– Elizabeth Gilbert

“There are three possible parts to a date, of which at least two must be offered: entertainment, food, and affection. It is customary to begin a series of dates with a great deal of entertainment, a moderate amount of food, and the merest suggestion of affection. As the amount of affection increases, the entertainment can be reduced proportionately. When the affection IS the entertainment, we no longer call it dating. Under no circumstances can the food be omitted.”
– Judith Martin

“What I say is that, if a man really likes potatoes, he must be a pretty decent sort of fellow.”
– A.A. Milne

“Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.”
– Mark Twain

“I am not a glutton – I am an explorer of food”
– Erma Bombeck

“We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie.”
– David Mamet

“You’re thinking I’m one of those wise-ass California vegetarians who is going to tell you that eating a few strips of bacon is bad for your health. I’m not. I say its a free country and you should be able to kill yourself at any rate you choose, as long as your cold dead body is not blocking my driveway.”
– Scott Adams

“I wish my stove came with a Save As button like Word has. That way I could experiment with my cooking and not fear ruining my dinner.
– Jarod Kintz

“I’ve got a sizeable retirement nest egg. It’s an ostrich egg, and it’s going to make an omelet so big that it’ll produce enough leftovers for decades.
– Jarod Kintz

“There is one thing more exasperating than a wife who can cook and won’t, and that’s a wife who can’t cook and will.”
– Robert Frost

“The only real stumbling block is fear of failure. In cooking you’ve got to have a what-the-hell attitude.”
– Julia Child

“How can you govern a country which has 246 varieties of cheese?”
– Charles De Gaulle

“Eat food. Not too much. Mostly plants.”
– Micheal Pollan

“Ice-cream is exquisite. What a pity it isn’t illegal.”
– Voltaire

“Anything is good if it’s made of chocolate.”
– Jo Brand

“The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.”
– Calvin Trillin

“You can’t just eat good food. You’ve got to talk about it too. And you’ve got to talk about it to somebody who understands that kind of food.”
– Kurt Vonnegut

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