Funniest Sayings And Quotes To Laugh At

by allinspiration.com

Here is a collection of funniest sayings and quotes from various authors, celebrities, famous persons, and other sources compiled by allinspiration.com for you to read and enjoy.

“Look at the people who are kind of the funniest cultures, they’re the cultures of the people who have been the most oppressed, black people and Jews. Not that they’re the only funny people, but culturally, it comes from the pain, you know?”
– Sarah Silverman

“I’m least proud of my ability to be lazy and procrastinate by spending time on my computer or in front of the TV, watching America’s Funniest Home Videos, the greatest show on television. To anybody who pooh-poohs it, I say, ‘Just give it 30 minutes.”
– Kristen Bell

“My father was the funniest guy I ever met. I’m not sure if I stole his stuff or if I inherited it.”
– Chevy Chase

“I remember when I got my first Adam Sandler CD and it was the funniest thing I’d ever heard in my entire life, and continues to be.”
– Seth Rogan

“I was in high school when Will Ferrell was first on Saturday Night Live, and I remember thinking man, that guy is the funniest guy ever.”
– Seth Rogan

“Vince is the funniest person I’ve ever worked with in my entire life. There were days when we were shooting things, I would laugh so hard it would ruin the take, and I was afraid I was going to pee on myself, it was so funny.”
– Reese Witherspoon

“I was at a dinner party with a group of people, and we were talking about fake names. You know, how its difficult to come up with a really great fake name. Its a very specific type of gift. You don’t want to go too far into the silly, and you don’t want to go too far into the banal. I always thought one of the funniest names ever was Gern Blanston, which came from a Steve Martin routine on one of his early records.”
– Paul Rudd

“I thought she was the funniest woman, and I believed being a comedian was the most exciting thing you could be.”
– Maya Rudolph

“I have the funniest family hands down.”
– Kylie Jenner

“I’d love to do a film with Mariah. But it would have to be a comedy. She’s the funniest woman in the world, she just cracks me up all the time.”
– Nick Cannon

“Imagine if you’ve got the diva of all divas. If we’ve got to be somewhere at five or six o’clock, I tell her its time to go at noon so she gets those five hours to do what she needs to do. But were both kids at heart. She is the funniest person ever and she has a great sense of humor. We connect at a spiritual level.”
– Nick Cannon

“The kindest compliments I have ever heard are when cops tell me Training Day and Assault on Precinct 13 inspired them to become cops. The funniest compliments I have ever heard are when people tell me that ‘I love your band Sugar Ray.”
– Ethan Hawke

“The bitchy talk. The jealous stare. The funniest part? You think I care.”
– Unknown

“The funniest thing is when somebody says “Look I’ve no idea who you are but my friend said you are on a show and I just wanted to introduce myself” you know that they are lying! Those people can just get out of my way.”
– Mathew Perry

“I was asked about doing a nude shoot for men‘s magazine GQ. I thought it was the funniest thing I’d ever heard.”
– Julie Walters

“My best friend growing up really put the bug in my ear about acting. We created this one hour-and-a-half improv play when we were 10 or 11 and performed it at the library. We just played off each other so well and had the best time doing it and the funniest part was, we wound up having packed houses, other people loved it too.”
– katherine Moennig

“The funniest thing happened in one of my first scenes. In the beginning Emma was really arrogant and punk and in every scene she would slam the door when she walked in or out.”
– Dannii Minogue

“I can’t stand girls who laugh at everything I say like I’m the funniest guy in the world. I like girls who tell it like it is, no kissing up to me because I’m on TV.”
– jeremy London

“I’m shooting in Brooklyn, we’ve got all kinds of crap going on, and I’m all alone now in a big hotel suite that you can’t believe the size of it and a thing sticks in my foot and I just think it’s the funniest thing that’s ever happened to me.”
– Danny Devito

“I got one letter at the very beginning, like, in the first season, saying – from a woman who was very religious, very Christian, saying how wrong she thought the show was, but she thinks it’s the funniest show on television.”
– Sam Hayes

“The funniest line in English is Get it? When you say that, everyone chortles.”
– Garrison Keillor

“That’s the funniest thing about portraying certain things on screen, sitting next to your parents and they get to see this glimpse of me kissing another guy.”
– kate Bosworth

“There may be something good in silence. It’s a brand new thing. You can hear the funniest little discussions, if you keep turning the volume down. Shut yourself up, and listen out loud.”
– Wise Borland

“My favorite show is America’s Funniest Home Videos. People will get hit on the head and I feel bad cause I’m laughing my head off!”
– Corbin blue

“Patriotism is the conviction that your country is superior to all others because you were born in it.”
– George Bernard Shaw

“They’ve finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer.”
– Milton Berle

“If it weren’t for electricity we’d all be watching television by candlelight.”
– George Gobal

“By persistently remaining single a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation.”
– Oscar Wilde

“You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said ‘Parking Fine.”
– Tommy Cooper

“You are not as bad as people say, you are much, much worse.”
– Unknown

“Now we know why some animals eat their own children.”
– Unknown

“Please, keep talking. I always yawn when I am interested.”
– Unknown

“Talk is cheap, but that’s ok, so are you.”
– Unknown

“This is an excellent time for you to become a missing person”
– Unknown

“I’m busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?”
– Unknown

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