Funny 50th Birthday Quotes And Sayings

by allinspiration.com

“I like spring, but it is too young. ?I like summer, but it is too proud. ?So I like best of all autumn, because its tone is mellower, its colors are richer, and it is tinged with a little sorrow. Its golden richness speaks not of the innocence of spring, nor the power of summer, but of the mellowness and kindly wisdom of approaching age. It knows the limitations of life and its content.”
– Lin Yu-Tang

“You’re never too old to become younger.”
– Mae West

“Another belief of mine: that everyone else my age is an adult, whereas I am merely in disguise.”
– Margaret Atwood

“By the time we hit fifty, we have learned our hardest lessons. We have found out that only a few things are really important. We have learned to take life seriously, but never ourselves.”
– Maria Dressler

“When you’re 50 and wake up without any aches and pains, you know it’s going to be a good day.”
– Melanie White

“Happy 50th – the years look good on you! But then, I don’t see as well as I used to.”
– Melanie White

“There’s nothing stressful about turning 50 – except people reminding you about it.”
– Melanie White

“Fifty and time to face the facial truth. You’ve got wrinkle cream defeated.”
– Melanie White

“I’m 50, and the only thing getting thinner is my skin.”
– Melanie White

“When you’re 50, every time you look in the mirror you think it must be April Fools Day.”
– Melanie White

“Don’t call them age spots; they’re big freckles.”
– Melanie White

“My 50th birthday wish: that I had as much silver in my safe as I have in my hair.”
– Melanie White

“Now that I’m 50, my body pops and creaks so much, it sounds like the percussion section.”
– Melanie White

“At 50, I think it’d be a lot easier to relax if I didn’t have to work another 15 years.”
– Melanie White

“The man who views the world at fifty the same as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life.”
– Muhammad Ali

“Fifty years old, 212 fights, and I’m still pretty.”
– Muhammad Ali

“I’m like a backward berry
Unripened on the vine
For all my friends are fifty
And I’m only forty-nine.”
– Ogden Nash

“Middle age is when you’ve met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.”
– Ogden Nash

“You know how to tell when you’re getting old? When your broad mind changes places with your narrow waist.”
– Red Skelton

“Of late I appear?
To have reached that stage
?When people who look old?
Are only my age”
– Richard Armour

“Whether 50 or 15, there is in every human being’s heart the lure of wonder, the unfailing childlike appetite of what’s next, and the joy in the game of living. In the center of your heart and my heart there is a wireless station; so long as it receives messages of beauty, hope, cheer, courage, and power from men and from the infinite, so long you are young.”
– Samuel Ullman

“The years between fifty and seventy are the hardest. You are always being asked to do things, and yet you are not decrepit enough to turn them down.”
– T.S. Eliot

“I’m not 50, I’m 49.95, plus tax! ”
– Unknown

“Here is cute fiftieth birthday wish: Happy 20th anniversary of your 30th Birthday!”
– Unknown

“Forty is the old age of youth; fifty is the youth of old age.”
– Unknown

“If you haven’t grown up by age 50, you don’t have to.”
– Unknown

“Fifty is a powerful age for women. You can set off sprinkler systems with your hot flashes.”
– Unknown

“Turning 50? Hot flashes? Don’t think of it as menopause. Think of it as regular short vacations in the tropics.”
– Unknown

“At 50 years old, life seems shorter. No point in spending it trying to make yourself disappear by dieting.”
– Unknown

“50 years old: you finally get your head together, and your body has other ideas.”
– Unknown

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