Funny 50th Birthday Quotes And Sayings

by allinspiration.com

“50 years old. In Led Zeppelin terms, that’s halfway up the stairway to heaven.”
– Unknown

“Happy Birthday! With 50 you reached the top of your development. Enjoy your time because from now on everything is going down…”
– Unknown

“Happy 50th Birthday. It is so good to feel attractive, smart and young. Can you remember?”
– Unknown

“I have heard with every year you get wiser. Does this mean that you are now a philosopher?”
– Unknown

“50th Birthday! Hurray! So many candles, so little cake.”
– Unknown

“Remember how excited you are when you turn 5 years old. You should be 10 times that excited. Happy 50th birthday!”
– Unknown

“Happy 50th Birthday! I hope all your wishes come true.”
– Unknown

“50 Birthday greeting to the best Mom in the world! May this year be your best ever.”
– Unknown

“Happy birthday! May this day always be a special one to remember.”
– Unknown

“I hope that you get a special surprise for all the candles on your birthday cake. Well, 50 surprises are quite a lot.”
– Unknown

“May your birthday be filled with sunshine and smiles, laughter, love, and cheer.”
– Unknown

“You know you’re fifty when your chiropractor sends you card »”>birthday cards.”
– Unknown

“I think when the full horror of being fifty hits you, you should stay home and have a good cry.”
– Unknown

“Middle age: Later than you think, and sooner than you expected.”
– Unknown

“I have everything now I had twenty years ago except now it’s all lower.”
– Unknown

“I can’t believe you’re 50; 49 maybe, but never 50!”
– Unknown

“After fifty everything that doesn’t hurt doesn’t work!”
– Unknown

“50?! I demand a recount!”
– Unknown

“If you remove all the wisdom and experience in the world of people over 50 then there wouldn’t be enough left to run it .”
– Unknown

“Your wild oats have turned to porridge.
Happy 50th Birthday.”
– Unknown

“Happy Half Way to a Hundred”
– Unknown

“You must become an old man in good time if you wish to be an old man long.”
– Unknown

“You’re not getting older, you’re getting better.”
– Unknown

“You’ve accumulated the knowledge of 50 years on this planet. Now if only the senility hadn’t wiped it all away.”
– Unknown

“There are numerous advantages to being fifty. Just ask any 80 year old.”
– Unknown

“Unfortunately ageing is the only scientifically known way to living longer.”
– Unknown

“Before I turned 50 I used to jog 6 miles a day… now I know a short cut.”
– Unknown

“Fifty! Now is the time to make your mark on the world – explore the Antarctic or become an astronaut. Make your mind up to take on exciting new challenges – straight after your afternoon nap.”
– Unknown

“Today, on your 50th birthday be aware of how you are spending your 1,440 beautiful moments, and spend them wisely.”
– Unknown

“Happy 50th Birthday. My thoughts are free to go anywhere, but it’s surprising how often they head in your direction.”
– Unknown

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