Funny 50th Birthday Quotes And Sayings

by allinspiration.com

“Just like fine wine, you grow better with the years! Happy 50th Birthday!”
– Unknown

“The trouble with our age is that it is all signpost and no destination.”
– Unknown

“Goodness me are you really 50? ?
And yet you’re still really quite nifty.?
?Suppose now you’ll have to be??
Staid and refined, not unlike me??
So when, if ever, we go out downtown?
?Who’ll get the job of playing the clown? ?
?I guess not us, we’ll be toeing the line.?
? We’ll leave that to the youngsters, still 49.”
– Unknown

“If you cannot do great things at 50, do small things in a great way.”
– Unknown

“50 years old, 18,250 days young.”
– Unknown

“When you are young, you think about dates, when you are old, you think about prunes!”
– Unknown

“At 50 you are the oldest you have ever been, but you are the youngest you will ever be again.”
– Unknown

“Look on the bright side, when you buy stuff you don’t have to pay extra to get a long guarantee.”
– Unknown

“Classy, Sassy, Nifty, Fifty!”
– Unknown

“Happy 50th Birthday! You’re not getting older…just more distinguished!”
– Unknown

“One of the great things about getting older is the accumulating sensation of life‘s perspective broadening all the time.”
– Unknown

“She’s hot, she’s cold.?
She’s fifty years old.”
– Unknown

“Now that you’re 50, if it hasn’t already happened, trust me it will. Your ears WILL become hairier than your head. And on that thought, Happy Birthday.”
– Unknown

“You’re a classic, you only get better with age!”
– Unknown

“A man ninety years old was asked to what he attributed his longevity. I reckon, he said, with a twinkle in his eye, it’s because most nights I went to bed and slept when I should have sat up and worried. Happy 50th and look forward to at least 40 years more if you sleep rather than worry.”
– Unknown

“Happy 50th Birthday and let me warn you. It’s only a matter of time before you take a metal detector to the beach.”
– Unknown

“It’s your 50th birthday after all so do make the effort today on this issue. You do not have to try to hold your stomach in, when someone walks into the room.”
– Unknown

“On your 50th birthday I do hope it hasn’t already started. People call at 9 p.m. and ask, ‘Did I wake you?’”
– Unknown

“As a trendy all your life let me break this to you gently, on this your 50th anniversary on this planet. Any time soon you will find yourself singing along with the elevator music.”
– Unknown

“Turning 50 is supposed to help your memory in a single way.
It is easier to remember 50 than 49.He he,
Happy 50th Birthday!”
– Unknown

“Don’t worry about the wrinkles that are starting to show up.
They are just reminders of all the experiences you’ve had so far in your life.
Here’s to the next few wrinkles!
Happy 50th birthday!”
– Unknown

“How does it feel to be in your mid-20s the second time around?
I wish you continue to stay young at heart and
always inspire those around you.
Happy 50th birthday!”
– Unknown

“I hope that in your 50 years of existence,
You will realize how awesome of a person you are and
how thankful I am for having you in my life.
Appreciate yourself more! Happy 50th birthday!”
– Unknown

“Happy birthday!
You are now officially half a century old.
May you have more birthdays to come,
So you can have a chance to complete your century.”
– Unknown

“You’ve reached the climax of your life.
Enjoy this new chapter and welcome it with open arms.
Happy 50th birthday!”
– Unknown

“They say that 50th celebrants are the “Golden Boys/Girls”.
Well, that certainly is true because, like gold,
you are a real precious treasure to me.
Keep spreading your warm spirit to everyone around you,
And may you have more birthdays to come.
Happy 50th birthday!”
– Unknown

“It should be overwhelming to know that
you have reached half a century old already,
So take this time to look back in your life,
be thankful for every experience you have had,
And I pray that you may have more happy days
to spend with me and to your loved ones.
I wish nothing but the best for you Grandma.
Happy 50th birthday!”
– Unknown

“Happy 50th birthday!
I hope that the next half-century of your life
will be as amazing as your first half.”
– Unknown

“I hope you continue to have your positive outlook in life that helped you reach this milestone.
May you be blessed with more wisdom and more love from those that surround you.
Happy 50th birthday Grandpa!”
– Unknown

“It’s scary to realize that you have come such a long way in your life now,
But at the same time, you must realize that it’s also a blessing in disguise.
You’ve been given 50 years to experience life and you’re still being given that chance to live it.
I wish you the courage to not stop living and experiencing what life still has to offer you.
Happy 50th birthday my beloved grandfather!”
– Unknown

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