Funny 50th Birthday Quotes And Sayings

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“A good person, a great mentor and at the same time, a loving grandfather
You are carrying this quality, that’s why you are the only one for me.
I wish you an amazing 50th happy birthday for you.”
– Unknown

“Don’t fear that you are reaching the end of your journey and going down the hill already.
Think of it as you coming nearer to your life’s peak.
I wish that you will be able to find the true meaning of your life in this lifetime.
Happy 50th birthday!”
– Unknown

“Looking at you now, it seems that you’ve had plenty of memorable experiences in life throughout the half-century.
I hope you have more enthusiasm to continue what you have been doing for the past years and keep all the positivity you have in you.
Happy 50th birthday!”
– Unknown

“You’ve reached such a milestone in your life.
Reaching 50 years is really a huge deal.
Take this time to recount all the blessings you have received in life.
And at the same time the chances for you to look forward to the next years ahead.
Happy birthday!”
– Unknown

“You’re now 50 and you definitely have been through a lot. But if you think you’ve experienced everything you could possibly experience in life, then you must have not learned anything through the years! You still have the best of life coming for you in your future, so don’t feel like you’re slowing down. Happy 50th birthday!”
– Unknown

“As we grow older, we cannot help but forget certain things in our lives.
But you, my dear friend, I will never forget.
Even if I greet you 50 times more in the coming years,
I will never grow tired of greeting you.
Happy 50th birthday!”
– Unknown

“Happy 50th Birthday!! Let’s crack open a bottle of prune juice.”
– Unknown

“Goodness me are you really 50?
And yet you’re still really quite nifty.
Suppose now you’ll have to be
Staid and refined, not unlike me
So when, if ever, we go out downtown
Who’ll get the job of playing the clown?
I guess not us, we’ll be toeing the line.
We’ll leave that to the youngsters, still 49.”
– Unknown

“Maturity is the ability to speak, think, and act your feelings within the bounds of dignity. The measure of your maturity is how spiritual you become during the midst of your frustrations.”
– Unknown

“There are two ways you can feel about hitting that big 5-0h. You can get depressed, cry, moan and hide under a blanket. Or you can laugh at it. Why not use humor to celebrate and glorify this particular “coming of age” event?”
– Unknown

“When you’re young, 50 is…well…OLD. But for those of us that have passed this milestone some time ago, 50 is really when it all begins—all the fun, the new-found freedoms, the end to a lot of the worries of youth.”
– Unknown

“You are half a century, or 5 decades, or 50 years, or 600 months, or 2609 weeks, or 18262 days, or 438288 hours, or 26297280 minutes, or 1577836800 minutes old, depending on what unit of measure you are using. Hey, at least I didn’t figure it out for seconds.
Happy 50th birthday!”
– Unknown

“Being fifty takes stamina and endurance that even youth doesn’t offer.”
– Unknown

“Congratulations on turning 50. You’re half way to becoming a centenarian.”
– Unknown

“Be careful that you don’t lose your false teeth when you go to blow out all 50 candles.”
– Unknown

“You’re not 50, you’re 25 x 2! You’ve got twice the experience you had at 25 but with the same feeling.”
– Unknown

“Being 50 is great, so long as all your friends are 60!”
– Unknown

“At 50 I’m done with my dentist.”
– Unknown

“In your 50′s, time becomes precious and must not be wasted, every minute is an excellent opportunity for a good nap.”
– Unknown

“I can still do everything now that I did at 20, of course with my doctor’s permission.”
– Unknown

“50 being next to grown-positive : The grown-positive you are, the wiser you become.”
– Unknown

“Forty is the old age of youth. Fifty is the youth of old age.”
– Victor Hugo

“Old age, calm, expanded, broad with the haughty breadth of the universe, old age flowing free with the delicious nearby freedom of death.”
– Walt Whitman

“I’m aiming by the time I’m fifty to stop being an adolescent. ”
– Wendy Cope

“We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress.”
– Will Rogers

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