Funny And Cool 50th Birthday Slogans

by allinspiration.com

Want some fun words to put together with an upcoming 50th birthday celebration? Check out these cool and funny 50th birthday slogans and mottos.

“I’m sorry you are wiser, And I’m sorry you are taller. I liked you better foolish, And I liked you better smaller.”
– Aline Kilmer

“Gray hair is God‘s graffiti.”
– Bill Cosby

“Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up late on New Year‘s Eve. Middle age is when you’re forced to.”
– Bill Vaughan

“The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant thumbs.”
– Dave Barry

“Nothing is more responsible for the good old days than a bad memory.”
– Franklin Pierce Adams

“At age 50, everyone has the face he deserves.”
– George Orwell

“At 21 you’re finally free to slam down the throttle and see how fast you can go. At 30 you realize, hey, this thing has a brake pedal too. By 40, that brake pedal is showing some serious wear. At 50, let’s face it, you need a brake job.”
– Greg Tamblyn

“Turning 50 means it’s only a matter of time before you’re regaling your grandkids with the details of your first colonoscopy.”
– Greg Tamblyn

“Age is not important unless you’re a cheese.”
– Helen Hayes

“After fifty, one ceases to digest. As someone once said, “I just ferment my food now.”"
– Henry Green

“Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life.”
– Herbert Henry Asquith

“I rented a bounce house for my adults-only 50th birthday and had a blast jumping in the stupid thing. I kept expecting the Age Police to show up and ticket me.”
– Janet Periat

“Sex is as good at 50 as it was at 20. The only difference is I’m not into all that freakin’ Cirque de Soleil stuff because I’m as flexible as a two-by-four with as much stamina as an emphysema patient on oxygen.”
– Janet Periat

“There is a direct relationship between age and the amount of noise you make when getting up….If you sit too long, everything solidifies.”
– Janet Periat

“For my 50th birthday, my husband and I spent a weekend in Rehoboth Beach. My first choice was 1978, but the time machine was booked.”
– Jean Sorensen

“50 years: here’s a time when you have to separate yourself from what other people expect of you, and do what you love. Because if you find yourself 50 years old and you aren’t doing what you love, then what’s the point?”
– Jim Carrey

“Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.”
– Joey Adams

“Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs. ”
– Kin Hubbard

“You’re never too old to become younger.”
– Mae West

“At 50, I think it’d be a lot easier to relax if I didn’t have to work another 15 years.”
– Melanie White

“Don’t call them age spots; they’re big freckles.”
– Melanie White

“Fifty and time to face the facial truth. You’ve got wrinkle cream defeated.”
– Melanie White

“Happy 50th – the years look good on you! But then, I don’t see as well as I used to.”
– Melanie White

“I’m 50, and the only thing getting thinner is my skin.”
– Melanie White

“My 50th birthday wish: that I had as much silver in my safe as I have in my hair.”
– Melanie White

“Now that I’m 50, my body pops and creaks so much, it sounds like the percussion section”
– Melanie White

“There’s nothing stressful about turning 50 – except people reminding you about it.”
– Melanie White

“When you’re 50 and wake up without any aches and pains, you know it’s going to be a good day.”
– Melanie White

“When you’re 50, every time you look in the mirror you think it must be April Fools Day.”
– Melanie White

“I’m like a backward berry, Unripened on the vine, For all my friends are fifty, And I’m only forty-nine.”
– Ogden Nash

“Maybe it’s true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.”
– Phyllis Diller

“I’m aiming by the time I’m fifty to stop being an adolescent.”
– Wendy Cope

“We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress.”
– Will Rogers

“And in the end, it’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years.”
– Abraham Lincoln

“I have enjoyed greatly the second blooming… suddenly you find – at the age of 50, say – that a whole new life has opened before you. ”
– Agatha Christie

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