Funny And Cool 50th Birthday Slogans

by allinspiration.com

“I think when the full horror of being fifty hits you, you should stay home and have a good cry.”
– Alan Bleasdale

“50 year old; one owner; needs parts; make offer. ”
– Anonymous

“A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip.”
– Anonymous

“A cute fiftieth birthday wish: Happy 20th anniversary of your 30th Birthday.”
– Anonymous

“A well adjusted woman is one who not only knows what she wants for her birthday, but even knows what she’s going to exchange it for.”
– Anonymous

“Age is a number and mine is unlisted.”
– Anonymous

“At fifty you’ve accumulated the knowledge and wisdom of half a century. This would be a tremendous asset if only darned senility hadn’t wiped your memory bank.”
– Anonymous

“Being fifty takes stamina and endurance that even youth doesn’t offer.”
– Anonymous

“Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.”
– Anonymous

“Don’t trust anyone under 50.”
– Anonymous

“Fifty and wise or eighteen and foolish? If only there were a choice!!”
– Anonymous

“Fifty! Now is the time to make your mark on the world – explore the Antarctic or become an astronaut. Make your mind up to take on exciting new challenges – straight after your afternoon nap.”
– Anonymous

“Happy 1/2 way to 100!”
– Anonymous

“I can’t believe you’re 50; 49 maybe, but never 50!”
– Anonymous

“I still have a full deck; I just shuffle slower now.”
– Anonymous

“I’m not 50, I’m 49.95, plus tax!”
– Anonymous

“In your fifties time becomes precious and must not be wasted – every minute is an excellent opportunity for a good nap.”
– Anonymous

“Me 50? I demand a recount!”
– Anonymous

“Remember how excited you were when you turned 5 years old. You should be 10 times that excited. Happy 50th birthday!”
– Anonymous

“The only way to relieve the frustration of being fifty-something is to constantly seek new ways of irritating the young. Fortunately in old age, you develop the ability to do this naturally in every single thing you do or say.”
– Anonymous

“There are numerous advantages in being fifty – ask any eighty year old!!!”
– Anonymous

“They say that age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body.”
– Anonymous

“Time may be a great healer, but it’s a lousy beautician.”
– Anonymous

“We know we’re getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it.”
– Anonymous

“When I have a birthday I take the day off. But when my wife has a birthday, she takes a year or two off.”
– Anonymous

“When you’re fifty-something children innocently ask you if you had a pet dinosaur when you were young.”
– Anonymous

“You know you’re fifty when your chiropractor sends you card »”>birthday cards.”
– Anonymous

“Your fifties is the stage in your life when you become mature, reliable and dependable. In other words, boring, predictable and conventional.”
– Anonymous

“One to-day is worth two to-morrows.”
– Benjamin Franklin

“To me, old age is always 20 years older than I am.”
– Bernard M. Baruch

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