Funny And Cool 50th Birthday Slogans

by allinspiration.com

“Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese.”
– Billie Burke

“I do think I feel it but you don’t think you are cause at a certain time you are no age but you don’t think you are anything. You feel the life you have lived. I feel that. It’s been a long fifty years. ”
– Bob Geldof

“Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.”
– Bob Hope

“You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.”
– Bob Hope

“First you forget names; then you forget faces; then you forget to zip up your fly; and then you forget to unzip your fly.”
– Branch Rickey

“Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.”
– Charles Schulz

“Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.”
– Chili Davis

“Nature gives you the face you have at twenty, but it’s up to you to merit the face you have at fifty. ”
– Coco Chanel

“Nature gives you the face you have at twenty, but it’s up to you to merit the face you have at fifty.”
– Coco Chanel

“Middle age is having a choice between two temptations and choosing the one that’ll get you home earlier.”
– Dan Bennett

“Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever.”
– Don Marquis

“Just because a woman is over fifty does not mean she no longer has anything to offer. If anything, we have so much more to offer! We have lived life, we get better with age. I do my best work now in my 60s. Sure, I could retire; but what would I do? Play Bingo? I think not! ”
– Donna Wells

“The really frightening thing about middle age is that you know you’ll grow out of it.”
– Doris Day

“Except ye become as little children, except you can wake on your fiftieth birthday with the same forward-looking excitement and interest in life that you enjoyed when you were five, “ye cannot enter the kingdom of God.” One must not only die daily, but every day we must be born again.”
– Dorothy L. Sayers

“After a man is 50, you can fool him by saying he is smart, but you can’t fool him by saying he’s pretty.”
– E.W. House

“Nobody expects to trust his body overmuch after the age of fifty.”
– Edward Hoagland

“Every ten years a man should give himself a good kick in the pants.”
– Edward Steichen

“The heyday of woman’s life is the shady side of fifty.”
– Elizabeth Cady Stanton

“At fifty the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won’t be imprisoned anymore.”
– Erica Jong

“May you live to be 100 and may the last voice you hear be mine.”
– Frank Sinatra

“Live as if your were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.”
– Gandhi

“All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.”
– George Harrison

“We are always the same age inside.”
– Gertrude Stein

“To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living.”
– Henri Frederic Amiel

“You take all of the experience and judgment of men over 50 out of the world and there wouldn’t be enough left to run it.”
– Henry Ford

“Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.”
– Jean Paul Richter

“Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.”
– Jennifer Yane

“Looking fifty is great – if you’re sixty.”
– Joan Rivers

“There is still no cure for the common birthday.”
– John Glenn

“No wise man ever wished to be younger.”
– Jonathan Swift

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