Funny And Cool 50th Birthday Slogans

by allinspiration.com

“Caution, middle age meltdown!”
– Unknown

“Fifty – the ultimate F word.”
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“Fifty is a powerful age for women. You can set off sprinkler systems with your hot flashes.”
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“Happy 20th anniversary of your 30th Birthday!”
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“Happy birthday, you old buzzard!”
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“I can’t remember what I forgot, so don’t ask.”
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“If you haven’t grown up by age 50, you don’t have to.”
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“I’m immortal — so far!”
– Unknown

“I’m too sexy for my hair, that’s why it isn’t there.”
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“In dog years I’m dead.”
– Unknown

“Nifty fifty!”
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“Oh no, say it isn’t so. Not the big 5-0!”
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“Old fart, young heart.”
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“The best form of birth control for people over 50: nudity.”
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“The street vendor says “Yes, Ma’am” instead of “You got it, Darlin.’”"
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“Turning 50? Hot flashes? Don’t think of it as menopause. Think of it as regular short vacations in the tropics.”
– Unknown

“When you look in a full-length mirror, you can see your butt from the front.”
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“Which sounds better, 5 decades or half a century?”
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“You realize with some irritation that your parents were right about nearly everything.”
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“You spend more time trimming your nose hair than head hair.”
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“You’ve got four sizes of clothes in your closet, three of which will never be worn again by you.”
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“Your high school yearbook is moldy enough to support a thriving colony of algae.”
– Unknown

“You’re still hot, but only in flashes.”
– Unknown

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