Funny And Inspirational Quotes And Sayings

by allinspiration.com

Here is a collection of funny and inspirational quotes and sayings from various authors, celebrities, famous persons, and other sources compiled by allinspiration.com for you to read and enjoy.

“Actually I don’t remember being born, it must have happened during one of my black outs.”
– Jim Morrison

“No one looks back on their life and remembers the nights they got plenty of sleep.”
– Unknown

“I didn’t fall. The floor just needed a hug.”
– Unknown

“Make the most out of tonight and worry about it all tomorrow”
– Unknown

“Sleep all day. Party all night. Never grow old. Never die. ”
– Unknown

“If you can’t fix it with duct tape or a martini; it ain’t worth fixing”
– Unknown

“Come around, feel the sound. Know you make my heart pound. Fill me up, bring me down; when I hear your sound.”
– Nadia Ali

“I snuck a bunch of booze into work today, using my stomach.”
– Unknown

“It’s Friday and I’m ready to swing. Pick up my girls and hit the party scene.”
– Aaliyah

“If you don’t get caught, everything is legal”
– Unknown

“When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.”
– Henry Youngman

“I have found the often forgiveness is easier to obtain than permission.”
– Unknown

“Man who stands on toilet, high on pot.”
– Unknown

“Booze is the greatest of all equalizers. Rich drunks and poor drunks both pass out the same way.”
– Unknown

“But I always say one’s company, two’s a crowd, and three’s a party.”
– Unknown

“I didn’t commit a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law.”
– Unknown

“Drunk words are sober thoughts.”
– Unknown

“How come stupid things seem so smart while you’re doing them.”
– Unknown

“When life hands you lemons, bust out the Tequila and salt!”
– Unknown

“When I’m good, I’m good…but when I’m bad I’m better.”
– Unknown

“Drugs may be the road to nowhere, but at least they’re the scenic route.”
– Unknown

“I am who I am and I say what I think. I’m not putting a face on for the record.”
– Eminem

“Cause see they call me a menace; and if the shoe fits I’ll wear it.”
– Eminem

“Sometimes you just gotta let sh-t go and say ‘to hell with it’ and move on.”
– Eminem

“Love is evil, spell it backwards, I’ll show ya.”
– Eminem

“Love is just a word, but you bring it definition.”
– Eminem

“When I die, so does hip hop.”
– Eminem

“You know, I don’t know if you know this about me or not, but I’m kind of a big deal.”
– Eminem

“You don’t get another chance. Life is no Nintendo game.”
– Eminem

“As long as the wrong feels right — it’s like I’m in flight.”
– Eminem

“And all those who look down on me I’m tearing down your balcony.”
– Eminem

“Dealing with backstabbers, there was one thing I learned. They’re only powerful when you got your back turned.”
– Eminem

“You’ve got enemies? Good. That means you actually stood up for something in your life.”
– Eminem

“But I know one fact: I’ll be one tough act to follow.”
– Eminem

“I think my first album opened a lot of doors for me to push the freedom of speech to the limit.”
– Eminem

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