Funny Birthday Card Messages For Some Laughs

by allinspiration.com

“As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two.”
– Sir Norman Wisdom

“Wisdom doesn’t necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all itself.”
– Tom Wilson

“If I’d known I was going to live this long, I’d have taken better care of myself.”
– Ubie Blake

“A birthday is just the first day of another 365day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip.”
– Unknown

“Age is a number and yours is unlisted.”
– Unknown

“Another year for your back means another year that won’t suck.”
– Unknown

“Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.”
– Unknown

“Can you snuff all these candles or should I call the fire department?”
– Unknown

“Celebration time: Happy birthday, you old bag!”
– Unknown

“Come on, don’t be like this. You have survived this year. Although you’re older, trust me it’s better than the alternative.”
– Unknown

“Congratulations on your birthday! Remember: Today, no sex! Because you need all your energy to blow out the candles!”
– Unknown

“Count your blessings, not your wrinkles.”
– Unknown

“Don’t feel uncomfortable about your age. We will all one day get as old as you are.”
– Unknown

“Don’t forget to wear your birthday suit….but check it for wrinkles first!”
– Unknown

“Don’t forget to wear your sunglasses when the cake is served. Happy birthday.”
– Unknown

“Don’t think of it as getting older, think of it as becoming a classic.”
– Unknown

“Enjoy your birthday cake today since tomorrow we’ll return to judging you based on every single morsel you ingest.”
– Unknown

“Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.”
– Unknown

“Fiddle de dee and fiddle de dum. My kingdom for a cake. I know my words don’t really”
– Unknown

“Forget about the past, you can’t change it, forget about the future, you can’t predict it, forget about the present, I didn’t get you one!”
– Unknown

“Forget your past, it’s already done. Forget your present, too; because I forgot.”
– Unknown

“Friends may come and go, but birthdays just accumulate.”
– Unknown

“George Carlin said that. Don’t ask me what it means. You wanted something unique for your birthday, you got it.”
– Unknown

“Growing old is mandatory but growing up is optional.”
– Unknown

“Happiness is like peeing in your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth. And that’s what you feel today. Happy Birthday.”
– Unknown

“Happy Birthday on your very special day, I hope that you don’t die before you eat your cake. You’re another year older and another year wiser. So put your brain to work and figure out there isn’t no gift for you.”
– Unknown

“Happy birthday to a man who is really younger than he looks.”
– Unknown

“Happy birthday to a person who is smart, good looking, and funny and reminds me a lot of myself.”
– Unknown

“Happy birthday to you. You live in a zoo. You look like a monkey. And you smell like one too”
– Unknown

“Happy Birthday! It’s about time you start acting like your real age.”
– Unknown

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