Funny Birthday Card Messages For Some Laughs

by allinspiration.com

“Happy Birthday! The inevitable came a year closer.”
– Unknown

“Happy Birthday! You look fine for a person who is by one year closer to death.”
– Unknown

“Happy Birthday! You’re one year closer to your death day.”
– Unknown

“Happy Birthday, but what’s your secret; a time machine or something.”
– Unknown

“Happy Birthday, but what’s your secret; a time machine or something.”
– Unknown

“Happy Birthday, you old man.”
– Unknown

“Happy Birthday, you’re not getting older you’re just a little closer to death.”
– Unknown

“Happy Birthday. I promise I won’t tell how old you really are!”
– Unknown

“Have fun as much as you can, but not too much, because you are in a vulnerable age.”
– Unknown

“Have you ever try to get yourself in a fridge and see what happens? It’s ok you can light up all your candles now? we all have a glass of water in our hands.”
– Unknown

“Hmm … I do not know why, but I had a strong urge to send you a text message! But why? I know! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!”
– Unknown

“Hoping that you can find all the strength and courage needed… to blow all of the candles out.”
– Unknown

“Hoping you dance the night away or at least watch other people dance late into the night, or at least stay awake…”
– Unknown

“I didn’t forget your birthday. I just forgot today’s date!”
– Unknown

“I figured out, what’s the most difficult thing to do. I think it’s the counting of your”
– Unknown

“I figured out, what’s the most difficult thing to do. I think it’s the counting of your wrinkles. It’s impossible to find one.”
– Unknown

“I still have a full deck; I just shuffle slower now.”
– Unknown

“I think we’re going to need a bigger cake to fit all your candles.”
– Unknown

“I think we’re going to need a bigger cake to fit all your candles.”
– Unknown

“I wanted to give you something unique, grand and loving on your birthday! But I just did not fit on the screen!”
– Unknown

“I was trying to think of what to get you for your birthday but nothing came to mind.”
– Unknown

“I wish you all the best, for another 100 years here on earth!”
– Unknown

“I’ll always think of you as someone older than me. Happy Birthday.”
– Unknown

“I’m at an age when my back goes out more than I do.”
– Unknown

“I’m just here for the cake.”
– Unknown

“I’m not going to make any age related jokes, because in fact I feel a little pity about”
– Unknown

“I’m not going to make any age related jokes, because in fact I feel a little pity about how old you are.”
– Unknown

“If someone comes up with the idea to call you old: then hit him with your stick and throw him your teeth! Happy Birthday!”
– Unknown

“If you want to look young and thin on your birthday. Hang around a bunch of old fat people.”
– Unknown

“It must have been Napoleon in command since you were separated from your mother.”
– Unknown

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