Funny Birthday Card Messages For Some Laughs

by allinspiration.com

“Men age like wine, women age like cheese.”
– Unknown

“No matter how many times you tell me and no matter how many people wish you I just”
– Unknown

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– Unknown

“So many candles for such a little cake.”
– Unknown

“The first mark of aging appears when you start forgetting things. In your case there are”
– Unknown

“They say that age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body.”
– Unknown

“They say that with age comes wisdom. You must be one of the wisest.”
– Unknown

“We know we’re getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it.”
– Unknown

“You are only as old as you act.”
– Unknown

“You must have one of the best plastic surgeons. There is no other explanation.”
– Unknown

“You recognize the fact that you’re getting older when the candles cost more than the birthday cake.”
– Unknown

“You think you are old? You’re not old… you were old last year, this year you’re ancient.”
– Unknown

“You think you’re something special because it’s your birthday today? You’re something special every day!”
– Unknown

“You would have loved the gift I didn’t bother getting you.”
– Unknown

“You’re a hard person to shop for, so I didn’t get you anything. Happy birthday.”
– Unknown

“You’re birthday reminds me of the old Chinese scholar.. Yung No Mo”
– Unknown

“You’re not 40, you’re eighteen with 22 years of experience!”
– Unknown

“You’re not forty; you’re eighteen with twenty two years of experience.”
– Unknown

“You’re not getting older. You’re just a little closer to dying! Happy anniversary of your umbilical cord separation.”
– Unknown

“You’re older. You’re wiser. You’re sophisticated. You’re far too mature to be concerned with material things, like presents.”
– Unknown

“You’re so old when you look at your birth certificate it said expired”
– Unknown

“A lighter? We’re going to need a flamethrower to light up your candles.”
– Unknown

“A well-adjusted woman is one who not only knows what she wants for her birthday, but even knows what she’s going to exchange it for.”
– Unknown

“Age is a number and mine is unlisted.”
– Unknown

“Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.”
– Unknown

“Be thankful your birthday comes just once a year… Think how old you would be if it came every month.”
– Unknown

“Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most live the longest.”
– Unknown

“Did your cake cost you less than the candles? Then you are definitely old!”
– Unknown

“Do you know what happened when my horse tried to tap out your age? It got its leg fractured…!”
– Unknown

“Don’t worry about your future, I am sure you will have a bright one, don’t worry about the past, you can’t change it, don’t worry about the present, I have not got one for you!”
– Unknown

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