Funny Birthday Card Messages For Some Laughs

by allinspiration.com

“Happy Birthday! The inevitable came a year closer.”
– Unknown

“Here’s the secret to look younger: Dress like a teenager with baggy, oversize clothes they will hide your baggy, oversize body.”
– Unknown

“I expect you to know older people are revered and respected in some cultures, so have a fantastic birthday, oh great one!”
– Unknown

“I hope that your big birthday involves a cool day and a hot night. Happy Birthday!”
– Unknown

“I hope that your birthday is as happy as a chimpanzee without pants! Happy Birthday.”
– Unknown

“I hope that your birthday is as much fun as you are, but that sets a very high standard. Happy Birthday!”
– Unknown

“I hope that your birthday is great, cause it is a good reason to celebrate.”
– Unknown

“I hope that your special day is full of fun and happiness and everything that you enjoy. Happy Birthday!”
– Unknown

“I hope this next year of life brings wonderful people and memories for you! Wishing you many many more healthy and happy years to come! HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!”
– Unknown

“I hope you ‘more fun than a frog in a glass of milk‚’ though I have no idea what that means.”
– Unknown

“I hope you get whatever you wish for when you blow out the candles! I can only wish for you what I wish every year- may you enjoy the good things in life. HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!”
– Unknown

“I hope you know that we all think you are amazing, and we support anything you do 100%. I hope you have the most amazing day! HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!”
– Unknown

“I love you like I love cake at a birthday party. Don’t forget to invite me. Happy Birthday.”
– Unknown

“I never forget my wife’s birthday. It’s usually the day after she reminds me about it.”
– Unknown

“Many happy returns of the day. I don’t think you are getting older; you are rather approaching death. (Choose this if you would like to add an element of black humor to your birthday message.)”
– Unknown

“May you live to be so old that your driving terrifies people.”
– Unknown

“My golden words for your birthday…”Smile while you still have teeth!”"
– Unknown

“The nation’s best kept secret is… Your true age!”
– Unknown

“U can count on me to not send you one of those rude and insulting cards about getting another year older because I know how sensitive old people can be about their age.”
– Unknown

“When I have a birthday I take the day off. But when my wife has a birthday, she takes a year or two off.”
– Unknown

“I won’t accept the fact that is your birthday. You don’t look older; neither do you look”
– Unknown

“You are as old as you can act.”
– Unknown

“You are growing old, but I know there is a younger person within you, who wonders… What the hell happened?”
– Unknown

“You are not old if you can read this without using a magnifying glass or even your spectacles! (Write this message in very small letters)”
– Unknown

“you pester me yes okay, Happy Birthday but I still don’t acknowledge that you are any older”
– Unknown

You’re not old until you can’t read this writing any more.”
– Unknown

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