Funny Birthday Card Sayings And Quotes

by allinspiration.com

“You’ve survived another year. Although you’re older, it’s better than the alternative.” Congratulations!
– Unknown

“On Your birthday, I would like to give you some pearls of wisdom…Smile while u still have your teeth intact.”
– Unknown

“Count your blessings, not your wrinkles.”
– Unknown

“Don’t worry about your future, I am sure you will have a bright one, don’t worry about the past, you can’t change it, don’t worry about the present, I have not got one for you!”

– Unknown

“You’re not thirty; you’re eighteen with twelve years of experience.”
– Unknown

“A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. So, enjoy the trip.”
– Unknown

“You are 17 around the neck, 42 around the waist, 96 around the golf course”
– Unknown

“Another year, another new place that aches”
– Unknown

“Some words of wisdom for your birthday, “Smile while you still have teeth!”
– Unknown

“One more year of existence down the drain. Happy Birthday!”
– Unknown

“I was trying to think of what to get you for your birthday but nothing came to mind.”
– Unknown

“You’re not thirty; you’re eighteen with twelve years of experience.”
– Unknown

“Feel like a newborn baby. Happy Birthday!”
– Unknown

“On your birthday, let me wish you plenty of joy, I know you’re too old, but I still bought you a toy!”
– Unknown

“Happy Birthday on your very special day, I hope that you don’t die before you eat your cake.”
– Unknown

“Sixteen candles make a lovely light But not as bright as your eyes tonight.”
– Unknown

“Your birthday is a special time to celebrate the gift of ‘you’ to the world.”
– Unknown

“Thirty five is a very attractive age; London society is full of women who have of their own free choice remained thirty-five for years.”
– Unknown

“Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.”
– Unknown

“Inside every older person is a younger person – wondering what the hell happened.”
– Unknown

“Age is a number and mine is unlisted.”
– Unknown

“When I turned two I was really anxious, because I’d doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I’m five I’ll be 64.”
– Unknown

“Live as long as you may. The first twenty years are the longest half of your life.”
– Unknown

“When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.”
– Unknown

“It is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can’t speak for my twin sister.”
– Unknown

“Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.”
– Unknown

“A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.”
– Unknown

“Men are like wine: some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.”
– Unknown

“Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.”
– Unknown

“If we could be twice young and twice old we could correct all our mistakes.”
– Unknown

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