Funny Birthday Quotes And Sayings

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Funny Birthday Quotes And Sayings


“You think you are special JUST because it’s your birthday today…No way you’re special every day!!!”
– Jaw-Din

“Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.”
– Jean Ritcher

“I can’t believe you’re almost 18. You’ll be able to go to jail!”
– Jenne Petell

“Inside every older person is a younger person – wondering what the hell happened.”
– Jennifer Yane

“Looking fifty is great – if you’re sixty.”
– Joan Rivers

“For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday.”
– John Glenn

“There is still no cure for the common birthday.”
– John Glenn

“The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other.”
– Johnny Carson

“Middle age is when your broad mind and narrow waist begin to change places.”
– Joseph Cossman

“What’s the easiest way to remember your wife’s birthday? Forget it once!”
– Joseph Cossman

“At 42 just think of it as being your 2nd 21st birthday.”
– Jossyboy

“First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to pull your zipper up, then you forget to pull your zipper down.”
– Leo Rosenberg

“The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.”
– Lucille Ball

“Whatever with the past has gone, the best is always yet to come.”
– Lucy Larcom

“They tell you that you’ll lose your mind when you grow older. What they don’t tell you is that you won’t miss it very much.”
– Malcolm Cowley

Old age is not for sissies.”
– Malcolm Forbes

“Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.”
Mark Twain

Life would be infinitely better if we could be born at the age of eighty, and gradually approach eighteen.”
– Mark Twain

“When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years.”
– Mark Twain

“When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.”
– Mark Twain

“Some people, no matter how old they get, never lose their beauty – they merely move it from their faces into their hearts.”
– Martin Buxbaum

“Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.”
– Mary Schmich

“Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternative.”
– Maurice Chevalier

“Birthdays are like boogers, the more you have the harder it is to breathe!”
– Melissa

“A man who views the world the same at fifty as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life.”
Muhammad Ali

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.”
– Ogden Nash

“One should never trust a woman who tells her real age. A woman who would tell one that would tell anything.”
Oscar Wilde

“The old believe everything; the middle aged suspect everything: the young know everything.”
– Oscar Wilde

“Thirty five is a very attractive age; London society is full of women who have of their own free choice remained thirty- five for years.”
– Oscar Wilde

“I’m at an age when my back goes out more than I do.”
– Phyllis Diller

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