Funny Birthday Quotes And Sayings

by allinspiration.com

“Birthdays are God’s way of telling us to eat more cake.”
– Unknown

“Birthdays are like girlfriends, they come and go- unless you enjoy them.”
– Unknown

“Birthdays are nature‘s way of telling us to eat more cake.”
– Unknown

“Do you know why old men wear black socks with sandals? You’re one year closer to finding out. Happy Birthday.”
– Unknown

“Don’t forget to wear your birthday suit…but check it for wrinkles first!”
– Unknown

“Every once in a while, special people are put on this earth. People with deep passion, immense love for others. People with hearts much greater than average, and today, one of them would like to wish you a happy birthday.”
– Unknown

“Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.”
– Unknown

“Happiness is like peeing in your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth. And that’s what you feel today. Happy Birthday.”
– Unknown

“Happy 13th birthday! Did I hear you saying insult? Please don’t be offended, but honestly, you look younger everyday.”
– Unknown

“Happy Birthday, have fun and just remember you’re only as young as you look so therefore you better have as much fun as you can and quick!”
– Unknown

“Happy Birthday. I promise I won’t tell how old you really are!”
– Unknown

“I can’t believe you’re 50. I mean, I can’t believe you’re only 50. I thought you were way older than that.”
– Unknown

“I don’t know your name, but your birthday cake was delicious.”
– Unknown

“I still have a full deck; I just shuffle slower now.”
– Unknown

“I’m not going to make any age related jokes because I genuinely feel bad about how old you are.”
– Unknown

“I’m not saying you’re old, you have just lived a lot longer than I’ve seen anyone live! But you’re not old. I think.”
– Unknown

“I’m not saying you’re old. Oh wait. You are!”
– Unknown

“I’m sorry you have to scroll so far down on websites looking for your birth year!!!”
– Unknown

“It’s better to be over the hill than 6 feet under it!”
– Unknown

“It’s better to be over the hill than to buried under it.”
– Unknown

“It’s better to burn out then to fade away.”
– Unknown

“It’s your 60th birthday! Did you hear me? Hey…’It’s your 60th birthday!’ Hope your year is better than those ears!”
– Unknown

“Just imagine the things you’d want to hear on your birthday and assume I said them. Mwah!”
– Unknown

“Kids wish to be older, adults wish to be younger.”
– Unknown

“Like a lot of other men my age I have been thirty for ten years now, but I’ve decided today’s the day to move up to thirty one! Come back in ten years and I’ll be turning thirty two.”
– Unknown

“My wife hasn’t had a birthday in 4 years. She was born in the year of… Lord- only- knows.”
– Unknown

“Old age is when you reverse your car from your driveway into your neighbor’s swimming pool across the road and believe it was the car’s fault and not yours.”
– Unknown

“One more year of existence down the drain. Happy Birthday!”
– Unknown

“Over the hill. Never, just on top enjoying the view.”
– Unknown

“People say that the good die young, but if that is true how evil are you if you get older and older!”
– Unknown

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