Funny Birthday Quotes And Sayings

by allinspiration.com

“Thanks to everyone for the Birthday wishes! To anyone who missed it. ‘No cake for you!’.”
– Unknown

“The good, die young. The bad, are bad to the bone.
The young, are young at heart. And the old, is an old fashioned love song.”
– Unknown

“The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.”
– Unknown

“There are lots of good people in the world. One of them would like to wish you a happy birthday.”
– Unknown

“They say that age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body.”
– Unknown

“They say the older you get the more respect you get. So I just want you to know I have all the respect in the world for you!”
– Unknown

“To me, old age is always 20 years older than I am.”
– Unknown

“We know we’re getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it.”
– Unknown

“What goes up but never comes down?
Your age.”
– Unknown

“When asked how old I am I reply, “Old enough to know better, and young enough to do it again!”.”
– Unknown

“When I have a birthday I take the day off. But when my wife has a birthday, she takes a year or two off.”
– Unknown

“When I turned two I was really anxious, because I’d doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I’m five I’ll be 64.”
– Unknown

“With age comes wisdom. You’re one of the wisest people I know.”
– Unknown

“You are not over the hill. You are on top of it and the view is magnificent.”
– Unknown

“You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime.”
– Unknown

“You may not be over the hill yet, but you have a great view!.”
– Unknown

“You would have loved the gift I didn’t bother getting you.”
– Unknown

“You’re how old? Just be glad your age is not calculated in “Dog years”. They would have put you down by now!”
– Unknown

“You’re not old, you’re just. Old.”
– Unknown

“You’re so old when you look at your birth certificate it said expired.”
– Unknown

“Youth is the best time to be rich, and the best time to be poor.”
– Unknown

“Forget about the past, you can’t change it. Forget about the future, you can’t predict it. Forget about the present, I didn’t get you one.”
– Unknown

“For the first time in Ralph’s life his birthday wish came true. However, it wasn’t the big, hairy beaver he was hoping for.”
– Unknown

“You’re only 5 years away from your first prostate exam.”
– Unknown

“Remember, You’re never too old to learn something stupid. Enjoy another year of learning.”
– Unknown

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