Funny Bumper Sticker Sayings And Quotes

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Funny Bumper Sticker Sayings And Quotes


“If you didn’t get caught, did you really do it?”
Bumper Sticker Saying

“If you don’t like my attitude, stop looking at my stickers!”
– Bumper Sticker Saying

“If you don’t like the news, go out and make some.”
– Bumper Sticker Saying

“If you don’t like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.”
– Bumper Sticker Saying

“If You Drink Don’t Park, Accidents Cause People.”
– Bumper Sticker Saying

“If you feel attacked by feminism, it’s probably a counter attack.”
– Bumper Sticker Saying

“If you get any closer I’ll fart!”
– Bumper Sticker Saying

“If you have something to say, raise your hand. and place it over your mouth.”
– Bumper Sticker Saying

“If you smoke after s e x you’re doing it too fast.”
– Bumper Sticker Saying

“If You Think I’m A Bitch, Wait Until You Meet My Mother”
– Bumper Sticker Saying

“If you think the car is dirty you should spend a night with the driver!”
– Bumper Sticker Saying

“If you think the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach…your aiming too high.”
– Bumper Sticker Saying

“If you think this week was a drag, wait till you see what happens next week!”
– Bumper Sticker Saying

“If you understand something today, it must be obsolete.”
– Bumper Sticker Saying

“If you write WASH ME on my truck, I’ll carve RECESSITATE ME on your chest!!!”
– Bumper Sticker Saying

“If your gonna be a turd then go lie out in the yard.”
– Bumper Sticker Saying

“If your ship hasn’t come in…Swim out to it!”
– Bumper Sticker Saying

“If your stupid and you know it honk your horn.”
– Bumper Sticker Saying

Jesus Saves… He Passes It To Gretzky… He Shoots… He Scores!”
– Bumper Sticker Saying

“Join the IRS (Be audit you can be)”
– Bumper Sticker Saying

“Judge me all u want. Just keep the verdict to yourself!”
– Bumper Sticker Saying

“Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they’re not out to get you.”
– Bumper Sticker Saying

“Just plead the Fifth — or drink it — either way.”
– Bumper Sticker Saying

“Just say no to sex with pro-lifers.”
– Bumper Sticker Saying

“Keep America clean…swallow your beer cans.”
– Bumper Sticker Saying

“Keep honking, I am reloading!.”
– Bumper Sticker Saying

“Kevorkian for Surgeon General”
– Bumper Sticker Saying

Kids in the backseat cause accidents…. accidents in the backseat cause kids.”
– Bumper Sticker Saying

“Kiss me, i’m toxic”
– Bumper Sticker Saying

Laugh alone and the world thinks you’re an idiot.”
– Bumper Sticker Saying

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