Funny Christmas Quotes And Sayings

by allinspiration.com

“I’m learning Spanish – I got Rosetta Stone for Christmas.”
– Karlie Kloss

“My mother would give my brothers and me a pile of catalogues and let us pick what we wanted for Christmas.”
– Kary Mullis

“Christmas is a time of year that’s so romantic.”
– Katharine McPhee

“My fondest memories are generally the day after Thanksgiving. I get the total decorating Christmas itch.”
– Katharine McPhee

“From a commercial point of view, if Christmas did not exist it would be necessary to invent it.”
– Katharine Whitehorn

“In fact, I was one of the few trusted people that Lucy allowed to play with their kids. I spent time at their summer home, rode horses at their ranch, and swam at their beach house. I even spent a Christmas with them at Palm Springs one year.”
– Keith Thibodeaux

“Dad bought me a toy drum one Christmas, and I eventually destroyed it. I wanted a real drum and he bought me a snare drum. Dad continued to buy me one drum after the other.”
– Keith Thibodeaux

“At Christmas our house is like a Donnie and Marie Christmas Special.”
– Kevin Richardson

“I started DJing, breakdancing and MCing in the ’70s and I got my record deal in 1979 with ‘Christmas Rap.’”
– Kurtis Blow

“I loved ‘White Christmas’ for the music aspect. I was into musical theater.”
– Lana Parrilla

“We didn’t have a whole lot of money when I was growing up either. I would always ask for magic books or magic tricks for my birthday or for Christmas and the rest of the year I either had to mow lawns or find part time jobs to help supplement the cost of doing magic.”
– Lance Burton

“Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall.”
– Larry Wilde

“Like my dad, I have a Christmas party most years. I like to celebrate and see as many people as possible.”
– Lauren Graham

“I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.”
– Lily Tomlin

“In our racist, sexist society, Christmas is the 8 hours when we stop killing each other and gratuitous over eating is encouraged so that the starving and other people in the world can die!”
– Lloyd Kaufman

“I grew up with the classics. My mom and I would sit and watch ‘Singin’ in the Rain’ and ‘White Christmas’ – those kind of movies.”
– Lucas Grabeel

“I was lucky enough to grow up in a home where I woke up Christmas morning and had toys. I know that’s not the case with all people and I don’t think kids should go without experiencing that sort of joy.”
– Lucy Hale

“My favorite toy growing up was Polly Pocket. But one gift that I wanted though never received for Christmas was a pair of trampoline moon shoes. You strap them to your feet and they have springs on them, and you can just jump around!”
– Lucy Hale

“My grandson sees me as Lois on TV every Christmas, and that scores me points.”
– Margot Kidder

“I’m Jewish and my wife isn’t so right now we’re literally decorating a Christmas tree with Jewish stars draped around it.”
– Max Greenfield

“I’m well-travelled so I can see places coming up. I went to St. Croix in the West Indies at Christmas and it had been hit by a really bad tornado. Values there have gone down but I guarantee they will be up again in eight years. So I’ll get in now while it’s cheap as chips.”
– Melanie Brown

“My parents still treat Christmas like I’m thirteen years old.”
– Mike Shinoda

“Christmas lights may be the loneliest thing for me, especially if you mix them up with reindeers and sleighs. I feel alone. I feel isolated. I feel I do not belong.”
– Mira Nair

“My mom is a really good cook. I didn’t get the cooking gene, but she cooks this really amazing dinner every Christmas, and that’s always really fun.”
– Miranda Cosgrove

“One Christmas my father kept our tree up till March. He hated to see it go. I loved that.”
– Mo Rocca

“Christmas is a stocking stuffed with sugary goodness.”
– Mo Rocca

“I love Christmas. Frosty the Snowman, peace on Earth and mangers, Salvation Army bell ringers and reindeer, the movie ‘Meet Me in St. Louis,’ office parties and cookies.”
– Mo Rocca

“I love the excess of Christmas. The shopping season that begins in September, the bad pop star recordings of Christmas carols, the decorations that don’t know when to come down.”
– Mo Rocca

“I never really did Christmas before. Christmas Day? I mean – what’s that? What’s it all about? I was always flying on Christmas Day.”
– Monica Seles

“I got up one Christmas morning and we didn’t have nothing to eat. We didn’t have an apple, we didn’t have an orange, we didn’t have a cake, we didn’t have nothing.”
– Muddy Waters

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